[0.0s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.
[3.3s] We are a fifth edition actual play podcast
[5.9s] and I am your dungeon master, Rust More.
[7.9s] And with me today is Amy More.
[11.2s] Yes, I am here.
[13.6s] And I also play Thea Amastasia.
[17.6s] And this was a little weird.
[20.0s] Nailing it, nailing it, nailing it.
[21.8s] Every time, all the time.
[23.8s] I'm gonna stop you there.
[24.9s] Stop, stop, stop you there.
[26.2s] And Carla Johnson is also with us.
[28.8s] Hey, I am also here.
[30.8s] Make it awkward, make it awkward, make it awkward.
[33.6s] I play Nulara Moonbrook.
[34.8s] Thank you.
[35.6s] And Tom Laird.
[37.2s] Yeah, that's me as well.
[40.1s] Maybe, yes, definitely.
[42.4s] Yes, that is the one.
[44.6s] And I play Flint Firebeard.
[46.6s] Hi guys.
[47.4s] Hey. How you doing?
[48.3s] Hi, Ira.
[49.1s] You're doing super awkward today.
[50.3s] Hey, question.
[52.5s] You know, when you were in elementary school
[55.2s] and the teacher used to take a role
[57.2s] and you would get like kind of nervous
[58.7s] before it was your turn to say here.
[60.7s] That's exactly how I feel every time.
[64.5s] Because we never know whose name Russ is gonna say first.
[67.3s] So you have to be like ready.
[69.5s] You have to be ready for it.
[70.8s] I always had teachers do it alphabetically.
[72.7s] So I was, I felt prepared.
[75.1s] I knew, you know, after so-and-so Gilroy.
[80.3s] Yeah, you'd be up.
[81.8s] Yeah, me too.
[82.8s] I guess I met more that like, I don't know,
[85.7s] that like awkward anticipation of having to like say here.
[89.4s] Yeah, how am I gonna say it today?
[90.7s] Present.
[91.6s] Present, exactly.
[94.9s] That's just what I'm gonna say next time.
[96.8s] Present, present accounted for.
[99.4s] Accounted for.
[102.8s] Well, I'm sorry to stress you guys out so much.
[106.1s] No, it's fun.
[106.9s] I love it.
[109.7s] Today, we're gonna talk some mechanics
[113.8s] and some level ups because we haven't done that in a while.
[116.4s] We've really delved into our character sheets
[120.1s] and see what we got going on there
[122.9s] and remember what we have going on there
[124.9s] and how to use it.
[126.3s] Pure mystery.
[127.5s] So we're gonna do that for the first little bit
[130.1s] because we got two levels for everybody to go up
[132.9s] and then also a whole bunch of stuff
[134.5s] for maybe some stuff on their character sheets
[136.2s] that we'll go over and just make sure
[137.4s] everybody knows what's going on
[138.6s] and how they can D&D the best.
[143.9s] That they can.
[146.0s] To the best of our ability.
[147.3s] That's right.
[148.1s] Which is like a three out of 10?
[150.0s] Yeah, that's pretty close.
[152.3s] Five at least.
[154.0s] Oh, good.
[154.9s] That's good confidence, Amy.
[155.9s] I like it.
[157.7s] We also just wanna, what month is it?
[161.5s] It's still June, which is women in tabletop gaming month.
[166.3s] Yes, bonus Epps.
[168.0s] Bonus episode.
[168.9s] Last week was Amy's episode.
[170.6s] Hopefully you enjoyed that.
[172.3s] And next week.
[173.7s] Is Carla's episode.
[175.4s] Double yes.
[176.3s] Yes, Carla.
[177.7s] Did you just boo?
[178.9s] Don't boo your episode.
[181.1s] They're both great.
[182.0s] That's real fun, you guys are real fun.
[182.9s] I sang on your episode.
[184.6s] Yeah, you did a lot of that.
[186.5s] Spoiler alert for my episode.
[189.1s] It's amazing.
[190.4s] It's pretty spectacular.
[191.3s] And you guys.
[192.7s] I mean, if you thought Amy's episode was great.
[194.7s] It's true, Carla's is even better
[196.7s] because I didn't DM it.
[199.5s] Be astounded as Russ and I
[201.3s] play identical looking characters.
[204.0s] Amy plays a teenage boy.
[206.7s] It's very fun.
[207.6s] It's great fun.
[208.9s] We won't give it all away though, no spoilers.
[210.7s] So tune in next week to find out how that wraps up.
[215.2s] And also if you're joining us for kind of the first time
[220.0s] because it was women in tabletop gaming month.
[222.2s] I mean, this is a bit of an off weird episode
[225.1s] because we're going into our characters.
[225.9s] Who are you?
[226.8s] What are you doing here?
[227.6s] How did you find us?
[228.5s] That's what I wanna ask.
[230.0s] Women in tabletop gaming.com
[231.9s] is probably how they found us.
[233.3s] Okay, all right, yeah.
[234.9s] Which thank you for joining us.
[236.2s] But also if you like what we have going on
[238.3s] and maybe you've joined us now or earlier,
[240.8s] we're on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.
[245.2s] And each episode or whenever we remember to do it,
[249.7s] a lucky patron gets an episode dedicated to them.
[254.1s] Like today is Joshua Dixon.
[257.3s] Joshua Dixon.
[258.2s] Joshua.
[259.0s] Thank you, Joshua.
[260.8s] You get the shit storm.
[261.6s] This is yours.
[263.8s] This is all yours.
[265.4s] So lucky.
[266.2s] Yeah, take it for what you've been holding out for.
[271.1s] It's very good.
[271.9s] Do you like it when we talk about mechanics?
[273.9s] I hope so.
[275.0s] This is your episode.
[276.7s] I'd like to know how, you know, like engines work.
[285.2s] I like the amount of silence for a company that.
[287.6s] Maybe maybe we could rebrand
[289.7s] to like a popular mechanics for kids.
[292.6s] If that's never been taken.
[295.1s] I like that.
[295.9s] Perfect.
[296.7s] Yep.
[297.6s] All right.
[298.4s] First up, can opener.
[299.3s] Welcome to popular mechanics for kids.
[302.3s] We're not gonna, no.
[303.5s] No.
[304.4s] It's not gonna work.
[305.2s] It doesn't feel right.
[306.2s] Do you guys know how anything works well enough
[308.1s] that you could explain it?
[309.0s] No.
[310.0s] Although I know that both Alicia Cuthbert
[312.6s] and Jay Baruchel have like astounding careers
[315.3s] after being on that show as kids.
[317.7s] That's true.
[319.2s] So you think it would be a good stepping stone for us.
[321.5s] I definitely think so.
[322.9s] There's only one way to go from here.
[325.5s] Right?
[326.6s] Up.
[327.9s] Yes.
[328.7s] Up.
[329.5s] In the upsy lifty machine.
[330.4s] In the upsy downsy machine.
[331.7s] The upsy downsy machine.
[334.7s] Listen to the return to the guild episode
[336.8s] if you don't get that.
[337.6s] That's a deep cut going back two episodes.
[341.7s] That's a real deep cut.
[343.2s] Real deep cut.
[345.4s] I have to say before we get started,
[349.1s] there was a couple people that left reviews
[351.5s] for us on our Facebook page
[353.1s] and they totally made my fucking day.
[355.8s] So thank you so much.
[356.7s] I got to answer one before Russ did.
[359.7s] I typed it and as he was typing,
[361.7s] I was like, oh no.
[365.0s] I'm gonna say thank you first.
[367.4s] And I did.
[368.2s] I mean, that's great.
[369.1s] And then I texted Russ and I was like,
[370.2s] ma-ha-ha, beat you to it.
[371.9s] I love it.
[374.2s] Work's been real busy.
[375.7s] You guys, work's been real busy.
[378.1s] Real busy.
[378.9s] And back to Patreon.
[381.9s] If you're on Patreon,
[383.0s] you just heard the finale a few days ago
[385.9s] of our current arc that we had going on,
[388.6s] which Tom DM'd and it was a fabulous wrap up.
[391.5s] It was so fun.
[392.4s] Super awesome.
[393.2s] So that is up there.
[394.1s] You can binge right on through that 11 episodes
[397.0s] and then next month,
[398.3s] we are starting up a new campaign.
[402.8s] With the new system,
[403.7s] we're rolling with Fatecore
[404.5s] and we can't even really get into it right now
[407.5s] because of how secretive it is.
[409.7s] Because we don't know.
[411.7s] That's why we can't get into it.
[413.5s] It's the biggest secret of all.
[414.7s] It's so secret.
[415.5s] We barely know.
[416.3s] That's right.
[417.2s] But we'll be diving into a session zero
[419.5s] and find out how Fatecore works
[421.0s] and how we can set up the game.
[422.3s] And then we're gonna be jumping into that new story.
[425.0s] So now's a great time to join us on that community,
[428.7s] Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.
[431.5s] A fun game for our Patreon listeners
[433.8s] is listen through the 11 episodes
[436.3s] and try to find the fight where I totally fucked up
[438.7s] and made it way too hard for everyone.
[442.2s] Spoiler alert, you're gonna find it right away.
[444.2s] Yeah, it's really easy to find.
[446.2s] Yeah.
[447.6s] When it rolls into hour six of the episode,
[450.0s] you'll realize. Oh my God.
[450.9s] It was so tragic.
[454.1s] It was fun.
[454.9s] We had a great time.
[455.7s] It was a very fun arc.
[457.1s] Excellent.
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[502.0s] Can I slam a movie real quickly?
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[542.3s] When you said a Z or a Z,
[544.0s] now I think that should be like a monster
[547.5s] that we fight and it's called a Z or a Z.
[550.0s] Oh, I like that.
[551.1s] And then now it's stuck in my head,
[552.3s] so if someone can create a monster.
[555.0s] Ty, we're looking at you.
[556.9s] Ty, that's right, my man.
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[577.7s] It's pretty great.
[579.1s] Pretty great.
[580.5s] Fuck it, guys, let's talk characters and shit.
[583.4s] Woo, that's totally what we usually say.
[586.2s] So catchy.
[587.3s] Such a catchy catchphrase.
[588.5s] I can see why we say it.
[589.6s] We're not playing D&D.
[590.4s] We're not really playing right this moment.
[593.1s] Yeah, makes sense.
[594.6s] Tune into.
[595.5s] Playing means you're gonna have fun.
[596.9s] This is serious business.
[598.9s] If you like mechanics, you stick around.
[600.5s] If you like gameplay,
[602.1s] tune to insert time here later, Russ.
[607.5s] And you can skip ahead.
[608.9s] Or if you also just like to listen to us banter
[612.8s] and be off topic, stick around
[614.9s] because that's gonna happen.
[617.2s] This is where what we're actually good at,
[619.5s] bullshitting and loving each other as friends.
[621.8s] This is where it's gonna really shine.
[624.3s] This is a great time to jump on board.
[625.1s] And if you want to hear how boring it is
[626.8s] to level up a champion fighter,
[628.4s] you just wait, it's coming.
[630.6s] It's coming real fast.
[633.6s] I bet Tom got stronger.
[635.7s] Maybe.
[636.8s] Perhaps.
[638.5s] Spoiler alert.
[639.4s] No, he did not.
[640.4s] In fact, once you hit level 12,
[641.9s] they start taking things away.
[643.5s] No.
[644.4s] To make it more challenging.
[645.9s] I like it.
[646.7s] Well, because you're getting older too, right?
[649.0s] Like as time goes on.
[650.2s] Older, wiser.
[651.2s] He's at least three weeks older
[653.3s] since you guys started playing in game time.
[655.1s] Holy shit, hold on.
[655.9s] Level 12, I'm reading here.
[656.9s] First gray hair in beard appears.
[660.1s] No.
[661.3s] Level 16 is in the pubes.
[664.1s] I thought that's what Amy was gonna say to be totally honest.
[668.1s] You know what?
[669.5s] I'm ashamed that I didn't go there.
[671.7s] Yeah, I assumed as soon as you said first gray hair
[675.3s] that it was gonna be self-improveable.
[677.9s] Puberty.
[678.7s] Yeah.
[682.1s] What a cruel world would that be
[684.0s] that your first gray hair at all is in your pubes?
[689.7s] It would not be motivating.
[692.2s] Wouldn't that be horrific?
[695.8s] You'd be like, well, it's all fucking done now, isn't it?
[702.1s] Yep.
[702.9s] See, we stay on topic.
[703.8s] Yeah, totally on topic.
[705.2s] It's gonna be great.
[706.2s] So what we're gonna do is
[709.5s] we're gonna level everybody up
[712.2s] and then we're gonna talk character sheets
[713.9s] because there's some unearthed arcana stuff
[715.6s] that Carla's character knew Laura has to do
[719.9s] to make her, you know.
[721.8s] More interesting?
[722.7s] More awesome.
[723.5s] More interesting.
[724.5s] Not more interesting.
[725.8s] Not Carla more.
[726.6s] Kind of thing.
[727.5s] Kind of Laura's character.
[731.5s] So the other thing we can do
[733.6s] is just kind of touch on your,
[736.6s] I guess the goals that you have been doing and,
[739.3s] you know.
[740.7s] Just a little debrief.
[742.1s] A little debrief.
[742.9s] I think we should all roll a dice
[744.3s] and the highest person does theirs first.
[747.9s] Oh, that's a good idea.
[748.9s] D20?
[749.7s] Yeah, D20.
[751.3s] I was only gonna roll a D4
[752.6s] so my options were very limited.
[755.7s] I got an 11.
[757.2s] I got an 11.
[758.0s] I think Tom said that as well.
[759.3s] I did.
[760.1s] I did.
[761.0s] I got an 11.
[761.8s] Add your initiative modifier.
[763.4s] Oh, I got an 18.
[765.3s] 13.
[768.1s] Nope, 12.
[768.9s] I think Amy's gonna go first.
[769.8s] Cause I haven't leveled up yet.
[770.6s] Oh no, Carla has like a plus 10 in initiative,
[772.3s] I think.
[773.1s] Well plus eight.
[773.9s] So I have a 19.
[774.9s] Ooh, Carla goes first.
[776.7s] Yeah.
[777.8s] Well, if I can buckle up
[779.4s] cause mine is the most extensive.
[781.5s] So ready.
[783.8s] Okay.
[784.9s] So Rangers, fun fact.
[789.5s] Everyone hates them.
[792.7s] Okay, they get a bad-
[793.5s] Not in game.
[794.4s] Okay.
[795.2s] So I guess Wizards of the Coast
[798.3s] got the most complaints
[800.2s] about Rangers not being bAlydinced enough characters.
[803.4s] So, cause they're not like,
[805.9s] as good at fighting,
[807.3s] they're just like underpowered
[809.8s] compared to everyone else.
[811.2s] They're a jack of all trades,
[812.7s] but master of none.
[814.1s] Yeah.
[814.9s] And not in the fun,
[815.8s] jack of all trades,
[816.6s] actual D&D way,
[817.7s] but in the like,
[819.3s] kind of visual,
[820.1s] take normal vernacular way.
[821.8s] But in the player's handbook,
[823.0s] it was just poorly executed
[825.1s] compared to all the other classes,
[826.7s] I think is what it was.
[827.5s] Yes.
[828.5s] Yes.
[829.4s] So a bunch of stuff has changed for me.
[832.8s] I'll just give you like the,
[836.9s] the quick version,
[838.1s] like it's all a lot more involved in that,
[840.5s] but,
[841.3s] and then,
[843.7s] tease,
[844.5s] we're gonna need to have a pretty serious conversation
[846.5s] about Donnie.
[848.5s] Oh, dang.
[849.5s] Oh.
[850.6s] I already know what I wanna do,
[852.3s] but it also is really up to Russ
[854.1s] what I can do.
[855.0s] I don't have money for this.
[855.8s] So,
[857.3s] so I now have,
[861.0s] I get plus two damage
[863.3s] to any successful weapon attack.
[864.9s] I have advantage on initiative roles
[867.8s] and in the first turn of combat,
[869.8s] I have advantage on attacks against creatures
[872.3s] who haven't gone yet.
[874.1s] Which works really well with your high initiative
[876.9s] because you wanna be first.
[878.0s] Yeah, I wanna be first
[879.1s] and then I can,
[881.0s] yeah, I have advantage against people
[882.5s] attacking me afterwards.
[883.8s] So that's good.
[884.6s] Cause I'm not super strong.
[885.8s] Like Tom is now gonna be like,
[888.9s] I don't know,
[889.8s] real fucking strong.
[890.6s] So that was my good,
[893.7s] good language that I use there.
[897.3s] Let's see my,
[900.3s] things have changed as well for
[904.2s] my favored enemies
[906.1s] in a few different ways.
[907.5s] So I got to pick favored enemies
[909.6s] at like certain points
[910.8s] and that gave me like sort of advantage.
[913.9s] I think advantage on roles against them.
[915.5s] I've already changed this,
[916.4s] but it was like nothing special.
[918.4s] But now my favored enemies,
[920.0s] I get plus four weapon damage against
[923.5s] orcs and gnolls.
[924.8s] And then I have a greater favored enemy
[927.2s] whereas they were all lumped together before,
[929.2s] which is dragon.
[932.3s] And so I get plus four weapon damage
[934.3s] plus advantage on saving throws
[936.2s] against their spells and abilities.
[939.1s] I was hoping you'd switch it to sheep.
[943.4s] My favored enemy is the sheep.
[945.4s] I hate those motherfuckers.
[946.7s] I also, it seems like
[949.3s] I was cherry picking that,
[950.7s] but I did already have dragons
[951.9s] as a favored enemy from like
[953.5s] whenever last time I got to pick one,
[954.9s] like level six or something.
[955.7s] But it didn't really do much for you.
[957.2s] Yeah, it didn't do really anything.
[959.0s] It was on skill checks based on like information.
[960.9s] Information about dragons.
[962.5s] And it's like, oh, that helps me in a battle.
[964.1s] Exactly.
[965.0s] I know your favorite color.
[966.8s] Exactly.
[967.6s] I knew history about them,
[969.3s] which like, yeah.
[970.9s] So that ties in also to my primeval awareness.
[974.8s] What it used to be is like my favored enemies.
[978.1s] I would know if there were some
[980.8s] within a mile,
[983.0s] but not how many there were or where they were.
[985.5s] So it was basically useless, right?
[987.9s] Like, it was like,
[989.4s] oh, we're going to hunt a dragon somewhere.
[991.5s] And then, oh, yep, there is one, you know.
[994.2s] There's one somewhere in the world.
[996.6s] But now it's much better.
[998.7s] Now I can tell within five miles,
[1001.9s] which of my favorite enemies are present,
[1003.8s] how many, the general direction they're in
[1006.4s] and how many miles from us there are.
[1009.4s] And if there are multiple groups of them,
[1011.3s] I can learn that about all of them.
[1014.0s] Ooh. Oh, dang.
[1014.9s] So it is actually like very good.
[1020.3s] You Lara got smart, yo.
[1021.9s] Yeah, yeah.
[1022.7s] It actually like is better.
[1025.9s] And hide in plain sight was something
[1029.1s] that I think I got at like level nine or something,
[1031.2s] but it used to be that it was like a plus 10
[1036.3s] to stealth basically.
[1037.9s] But now if, and that was if I didn't move at all,
[1042.8s] I had to like camouflage myself and then not move.
[1045.5s] And I got a plus 10 to stealth.
[1047.7s] But now if I, I don't have to camouflage myself
[1051.1s] and if I don't move, they get,
[1054.5s] like if they're doing perception,
[1056.2s] like they're trying to see me,
[1057.4s] they take a minus 10 to their perception.
[1061.7s] So if I move or fall prone,
[1065.0s] I lose that obviously,
[1067.0s] because then they can see me.
[1068.6s] But in theory, I could like still cast spells
[1073.5s] that don't require movement and stuff
[1075.2s] and they wouldn't be able to see me.
[1078.9s] Okay, so the other big change.
[1083.0s] Oh, I also have fleet of foot now,
[1084.7s] which means I can dash as a bonus action on my turn.
[1089.9s] I think that's kind of it.
[1092.2s] Except here's where we're gonna need
[1095.6s] to have a group conversation or Russ is actually the DM
[1098.5s] so he gets to decide what I'm gonna do.
[1100.8s] So in the player's handbook,
[1105.2s] what would happen at 12th level
[1107.5s] is that my animal companion, Donnie,
[1112.2s] would get a second attack,
[1115.7s] but they've changed it in the Unearthed Arcana stuff
[1119.1s] and your animal companion is actually now
[1122.6s] a way fucking bigger, tougher animal,
[1127.5s] like way bigger.
[1130.7s] I don't have it open.
[1131.7s] How big is it?
[1132.7s] Like a medium sized creature, basically.
[1135.4s] Oh, wow.
[1136.3s] The mystic gives is an ape, a black bear, a boar,
[1138.7s] a giant badger, a giant weasel, a mule,
[1141.1s] a panther or a wolf.
[1142.7s] Yeah, and they get-
[1144.2s] You could have T'Challa with you?
[1145.9s] So they get their stuff all stacks as well.
[1150.3s] Like in the player's handbook version,
[1152.2s] like Donnie still had like seven hit points, right?
[1154.3s] Like he was nothing because he's just a little
[1157.4s] pseudo dragon and that was it.
[1161.5s] I'm wondering, like what I would like to do
[1164.4s] is not give up Donnie
[1166.2s] because he has been around the whole time,
[1168.9s] like since before we even started.
[1172.4s] And he's got those sweet hats.
[1174.9s] Yeah, those hats.
[1176.0s] He does have an amazing accent,
[1177.5s] which I feel like has maybe never been in the podcast.
[1180.1s] I don't know, it's been an awfully long time.
[1182.2s] It has been a couple times.
[1183.1s] Just recently when we're like,
[1184.6s] what does, how would Donnie say that?
[1187.5s] He fucking packed a kind of yard butter.
[1189.9s] Oh yes, I recall now.
[1191.0s] That's all like trying to do, trying to do it.
[1194.5s] But what I would like to do is
[1198.1s] kind of find the middle ground of those two things.
[1200.1s] So maybe let him keep that second attack
[1202.6s] because his attack still is like not much.
[1204.5s] He's just like a little dude,
[1206.0s] but you did also, he did just get his like collar
[1210.1s] that gives him like the ability to transform
[1212.8s] into that gold dragon,
[1215.8s] Wormling. Wormlings.
[1217.5s] So it'd be cool to keep him,
[1219.5s] but I did like upgrade his stats
[1223.2s] based on the way the stats upgraded
[1226.1s] if I had the bigger creature.
[1227.6s] So, you know, he has more hit points now
[1230.1s] and he just is tougher.
[1232.1s] And there are a few other like mechanics
[1234.6s] on how he reacts to me and what that all means.
[1238.0s] Cause in theory, if I had started with this bigger creature,
[1241.9s] like by this level,
[1243.2s] it'd be like a fucking ferocious killing machine basically.
[1247.4s] Which Donnie is not,
[1249.3s] although he did like put a spider to sleep and stuff.
[1252.7s] He's had some successes.
[1254.4s] He's been fine.
[1256.6s] But yeah, I don't know how you feel about that, Russ.
[1258.6s] Like I'd be sad to get rid of him now,
[1261.3s] but maybe we can still make him, you know,
[1265.3s] tougher and stronger,
[1266.3s] but he obviously won't be as strong.
[1270.1s] So still let him have that second attack.
[1272.9s] Yeah. So, I mean, giving him the collar
[1277.1s] was kind of my help for him
[1281.1s] to make him tougher and stronger
[1282.8s] because you're right.
[1283.6s] He should have been leveling up
[1286.6s] or you should have, in theory,
[1288.1s] picked somebody, something different to start, right?
[1290.9s] Whatever, it doesn't matter.
[1292.8s] But yeah, Donnie's been with the party
[1294.6s] since the beginning,
[1295.7s] when we started playing three years ago.
[1299.1s] So long ago.
[1300.0s] Yeah, can't get rid of him now.
[1301.3s] So yeah, no, I'm not gonna be like,
[1303.1s] yeah, get rid of Donnie.
[1305.2s] If you said, well, I wanna get rid of Donnie
[1307.6s] or work Donnie out of the story in some way,
[1309.5s] then we could do that.
[1310.4s] But I don't think that's what you wanna do.
[1312.5s] Well, we like take him to a farm upstate
[1314.6s] so he has tons of room to roam around.
[1316.6s] I mean, it makes sense.
[1318.2s] He's from Brooklyn.
[1321.5s] He wants to go start his own auto mechanic.
[1323.4s] Yeah.
[1325.4s] So I guess what I can do or we can do together
[1331.3s] is look at the gold dragon Wyrmling
[1334.7s] because I also looked at the collar
[1335.9s] that I gave him again.
[1337.0s] And it is like a permanent effect.
[1340.5s] It's supposed to be a permanent effect,
[1342.0s] not like a choice thing.
[1343.7s] Oh, okay.
[1344.6s] So he puts it on and he's supposed
[1346.1s] to be now a gold dragon Wyrmling
[1350.3s] until it comes off in one way, shape or form.
[1353.7s] So we can do it either way
[1355.7s] because we said in the episode that it's like he chooses
[1360.4s] or you choose and he just turns into it.
[1363.3s] But in theory, what it's supposed to be
[1365.4s] is the collar goes on and then he magically transforms
[1368.5s] into this gold dragon Wyrmling and he is that now
[1371.4s] until that gets damaged or negated
[1375.1s] or anything in one way, shape or form.
[1377.3s] Well, and he would thusly have the hit points
[1379.7s] and the awesomeness.
[1381.2s] Yeah, do you, Russ, can you send me the stats for that?
[1386.9s] And then I can kind of look and see
[1388.6s] if what makes the most sense
[1391.4s] and then we can just talk about that,
[1392.9s] you know, not right now.
[1394.7s] Cause that would probably make him more
[1396.4s] like those other creatures that he could have been.
[1398.5s] And then we can kind of find a like middle ground.
[1401.2s] It's like a happy medium
[1402.7s] where you don't have to get rid of Donnie
[1404.0s] but he can also be more helpful for the party.
[1408.5s] I think compared to like compared to a wolf,
[1411.5s] he's going to be more powerful as a gold dragon Wyrmling.
[1415.1s] But depending on how the wolf would have scaled up
[1418.1s] from when you first got it
[1419.8s] to how it should be when you're level 12,
[1422.3s] that might determine something different.
[1423.8s] But yeah, we'll still include all like,
[1425.6s] cause at level five, you know,
[1427.2s] you should have like coordinated attack
[1429.2s] where you fight as a team,
[1431.5s] beast defense.
[1434.3s] So while it can see you,
[1435.3s] it has advantage in all saving throws,
[1437.5s] storm claws and fangs.
[1439.3s] Like it gets a bonus.
[1441.9s] I think we should be marrying these two.
[1443.9s] Yeah.
[1444.8s] Donnie and the skills of.
[1446.3s] No, yeah, that's totally it.
[1448.4s] This isn't my character, I don't know.
[1450.0s] Well, no, but.
[1450.9s] It affects all of us, right?
[1453.8s] Like it's so.
[1455.1s] Well, and Donnie's a part of the team.
[1456.9s] Exactly.
[1457.7s] But he should, you know what?
[1458.6s] It's not fair that he hasn't developed
[1460.7s] any sort of abilities going on
[1464.2s] in the matter of time we've all been together.
[1467.2s] So you can understand why people like
[1468.9s] with Wizards of the Coast would have
[1470.9s] like kind of complained about it
[1472.3s] because like when I chose him,
[1474.6s] he was, you know, one of.
[1476.9s] Cool, and cute.
[1477.7s] That's the kind of creature that you got, right?
[1479.1s] Like it was basically like a little pet
[1481.1s] is what you got.
[1481.9s] Based on challenge rating and that's what you got.
[1484.1s] And you picked it
[1484.9s] cause it was a cute little dragon guy.
[1486.5s] That could read your thoughts and send you images.
[1488.9s] I mean, come on.
[1489.7s] It's a good scout for an early level adventurer.
[1492.9s] For sure.
[1493.8s] For sure.
[1494.6s] So that actually is probably, oh no.
[1497.3s] I guess I had some other like normal stuff
[1500.2s] that isn't the Unearthed Arcana stuff.
[1502.1s] So I got one more spell.
[1505.1s] I've got some like ability score improvements,
[1507.3s] you know, like normal stuff.
[1510.5s] And yeah, that's kind of about it.
[1513.1s] It's the Unearthed Arcana stuff
[1514.5s] is like the big changes for me.
[1517.0s] So I should in theory be more helpful now.
[1520.5s] You've always been really helpful.
[1521.7s] Did you get more hit points too?
[1523.7s] Cause don't forget those.
[1524.7s] Yep, I got more hit points and I have,
[1529.4s] I still have no charisma.
[1531.7s] Shocking.
[1534.1s] But everything else is a bit better
[1537.4s] cause we did two levels, right?
[1538.7s] So I. Yeah.
[1541.9s] Wait.
[1542.7s] Yeah, and the reason we, sorry,
[1543.6s] the reason we did two levels for people listening
[1545.8s] is the way Rise of Tiamat works is it's milestone.
[1549.6s] So I mean, early on we did XP to gear everybody up,
[1553.3s] but I switched to milestone
[1554.2s] just cause it was easier to track.
[1556.1s] And as Tom, Carla and Amy finished an art
[1560.9s] or finished a storyline, it's like, okay,
[1563.9s] well you beat this thing or you finish this thing,
[1566.6s] you get a level.
[1567.4s] It was just easier to kind of go.
[1568.9s] And we, the way we've been playing
[1571.1s] is we've been working towards
[1572.7s] the Dragon Council episode,
[1573.8s] which came out first this month for quite a while.
[1578.8s] And that was one of the milestone pieces,
[1582.9s] but also the Cuth battle was another milestone piece.
[1587.0s] So we were working towards the Dragon Council thing,
[1589.7s] which they had, we had already played through
[1591.5s] and recorded and then the Cuth stuff.
[1594.2s] And then it didn't make sense to just do one
[1596.6s] right after the other.
[1597.7s] So we just held onto them until this point.
[1599.9s] So that, you know,
[1601.2s] because we knew that it didn't make a difference
[1603.7s] cause we had already recorded it,
[1606.0s] we just left it until now.
[1607.7s] Not that we would have needed any of the skills.
[1611.5s] Yeah.
[1612.4s] Really in a conversation.
[1614.4s] Yeah.
[1615.2s] That's a good point Amy.
[1616.1s] Yeah, yeah.
[1617.6s] Besides this way it's more exciting.
[1619.2s] It's like a whole bunch of like fun stuff.
[1620.9s] Get a huge buff going into kind of,
[1623.3s] and we're going into like the third act of this story.
[1627.9s] So things are gonna get tougher for everybody.
[1630.3s] Things are gonna get more serious
[1632.5s] and a little more dark.
[1633.9s] And so it's good.
[1635.7s] It's like we're coming to the end of a semester.
[1637.5s] All right, you guys up until this point,
[1639.0s] it's been a cakewalk.
[1640.1s] Now the quizzes are gonna be harder.
[1642.1s] The tests are gonna be more in depth.
[1644.0s] Your writing is gonna be looked at.
[1645.5s] More, exactly.
[1647.1s] This group project is worth 50% of your grade.
[1650.4s] Oh shit.
[1651.2s] Like as far as- I hate working in a group.
[1652.8s] As far as the storyline goes,
[1654.1s] like these final few pieces are going to be, you know,
[1656.7s] setting how the final battle or not battle
[1660.7s] is going to go with the rise or fall of Tiamat at the end.
[1664.7s] Right?
[1666.0s] So yeah, it's kind of good going into this last part
[1668.6s] where we're getting these buffs for these characters
[1671.1s] and it's gonna be good.
[1673.4s] Okay.
[1674.2s] So Carla, you're leveled up.
[1675.9s] Yeah.
[1676.8s] Anything else?
[1677.6s] We'll go through spells and stuff
[1679.6s] after everybody levels up.
[1681.0s] Spells and sheets and all that sort of stuff.
[1683.7s] So who's next?
[1685.1s] Amy is next.
[1685.9s] I think I was next.
[1686.8s] You rolled next highest.
[1688.3s] Saving the longest for last.
[1691.2s] This makes you stick around
[1694.1s] so you have to listen to everybody.
[1696.3s] You can't just peace out, go get a drink.
[1698.1s] You guys have to-
[1698.9s] Okay, good call, good call.
[1700.8s] You guys have to bear with me here.
[1702.7s] Okay, so level 11, I get one six level spell slot.
[1708.7s] Damn.
[1709.6s] Sorry, we're doing spells now
[1710.4s] because that's like my only thing.
[1713.9s] You didn't get anything else?
[1715.6s] Not really.
[1717.1s] I get an ability score improvement
[1720.2s] at level 12.
[1721.1s] What we said for the ability scores though
[1722.9s] is you can choose either the ability score or a new feat.
[1725.9s] Oh, right.
[1727.2s] Because I had given you those two new feats
[1729.8s] on top of your last ability score
[1731.7s] but then going forward, we're going to pick or choose.
[1735.3s] So if anybody else got an ability score,
[1738.1s] you can choose a feat.
[1739.4s] Yeah, I did.
[1740.2s] I took ability scores though
[1741.6s] because it was two, right?
[1744.5s] And one of mine was still really low.
[1746.2s] Like I still had like a zero on,
[1748.0s] like a zero bonus or something on it,
[1749.7s] except for charisma because I don't care about that.
[1752.0s] That's not how Nulara rolls
[1753.3s] but I did take it as ability score improvements.
[1756.2s] That said though,
[1757.1s] if you want to look through the feats
[1759.0s] while Amy's going through her stuff,
[1760.9s] and if there's one you would rather take
[1762.7s] because some of the feats can be pretty good,
[1764.6s] especially now that Nulara has a lot of other
[1768.1s] kind of defense and combat based stuff.
[1773.2s] Okay, so nothing else has really changed.
[1776.6s] So I get a six level spell slot
[1779.1s] and I wanted to talk to you guys
[1780.8s] before I choose my spell because it matters.
[1785.2s] These are my choices.
[1789.1s] The first one, I have three that I'm choosing from.
[1792.5s] Okay, Amy's just passing books.
[1794.3s] Be a book stand, Russ.
[1795.7s] Hold this book.
[1796.5s] Yeah, God.
[1797.9s] One spell that I can get, it's pretty ballin'.
[1802.4s] It's called heal, which you know, I already have like.
[1806.0s] It's a six level spell.
[1807.0s] Yeah, it's a six level spell.
[1808.2s] So I can choose a creature that I can see within range.
[1812.2s] A surge of positive energy washes through the creature
[1815.0s] causing it to regain, wait for it, 70 hit points.
[1818.9s] Holy shit. Whoa.
[1820.6s] Wow.
[1821.5s] This spell also ends blindness, deafness
[1823.7s] and any diseases affecting the target.
[1826.9s] Yeah, so you know,
[1829.5s] we may have been dying a lot recently.
[1832.1s] I thought this one could be good.
[1837.1s] But then I also was like,
[1841.4s] fighting is important too.
[1843.3s] And so the next spell that I was thinking of was,
[1848.5s] oh, it was sunbeam.
[1851.0s] Cause I have moonbeam.
[1852.3s] So yeah. Yeah, you do.
[1853.6s] Yeah, what's sunbeam do?
[1855.2s] I love moonbeam.
[1856.8s] I know, sunbeam is also pretty ballin'.
[1859.3s] It is a beam of brilliant light flashes out from my hand
[1863.2s] in a five foot wide, 60 foot long line.
[1866.0s] Each creature must make a constitution saving throw
[1868.5s] and receive 68 radiant damage
[1871.9s] and is blinded until my next turn.
[1875.2s] Damn.
[1876.5s] I like 68.
[1878.5s] Yeah.
[1879.5s] You can create a new line of radiance
[1881.3s] as your action on any turn until the spell ends.
[1884.6s] This light is sunlight.
[1886.2s] They make sure to say that, like it is sunlight.
[1888.7s] So I don't know.
[1891.2s] Are those the two?
[1892.0s] I thought there was a third one.
[1892.9s] Is there a third?
[1894.1s] Oh, there's a third one.
[1895.2s] And it is investiture of flame, ice, stone, or wind.
[1900.8s] So essentially-
[1902.5s] She picks one of those.
[1903.5s] Yeah, I can pick one of these.
[1905.0s] But essentially what it does is it covers my body
[1907.6s] in the thing that I choose.
[1909.7s] So like investiture of flame,
[1913.6s] essentially I'm a blaze
[1916.9s] and I am immune to fire damage, resistant to cold.
[1921.2s] Anyone within five feet of me takes one D10.
[1924.1s] I can choose to create a line of fire,
[1928.1s] 15 feet long and five foot wide.
[1930.3s] And the creatures in there take 48 fire damage.
[1935.3s] Ice is very similar, but it's 46 cold damage.
[1939.9s] Stone gives me resistance
[1941.7s] to bludgeoning, piercing, slashing
[1944.8s] from non-magical attacks and so on.
[1947.3s] So it's not-
[1949.6s] So it is a good range
[1950.6s] because that's like healing, fighting
[1952.6s] or protecting yourself.
[1954.2s] Yeah.
[1956.0s] So another thing that apparently I can do
[1958.5s] is I can get rid of spells.
[1961.1s] So I could take like,
[1962.3s] if I'm not using fairy fire from my level one,
[1967.7s] I can choose to remove fairy fire
[1971.0s] and then add another six level spell.
[1976.2s] But I only have one six level spell slot.
[1980.2s] So in a battle, I can only,
[1983.3s] so I could choose between healing
[1985.6s] or the crazy fire thing.
[1988.2s] So I don't know if I should be switching
[1990.6s] a lot of stuff out knowing I could only use it once.
[1993.1s] Like I will have to choose between them anyway.
[1995.3s] But what would you, so say, okay.
[1997.4s] So the question you have is
[2000.5s] should you be a healer, be a tank
[2005.7s] or should you have the ability to choose both?
[2008.0s] And I think the ability to choose both
[2010.1s] is a much more useful tool to you
[2013.5s] because when was the last time you used fairy fire?
[2016.6s] I can't remember, it was once for funsies, I think.
[2020.0s] Although if you reread the description of fairy fire,
[2023.3s] it is a very baller spell
[2025.1s] and you should be using it constantly.
[2027.4s] Really?
[2028.2s] Yeah.
[2029.1s] Maybe I just don't understand it.
[2030.5s] But I mean, like there are certain things that I don't,
[2033.2s] cause I mean, right now I do have to,
[2035.7s] like I've got cure wounds and I have mass cure wounds.
[2039.3s] I've rarely used heat metal or thunder wave.
[2042.8s] Yeah, those were things like,
[2044.0s] I feel like you use those early on.
[2046.8s] Like I remember using heat metal to like,
[2049.7s] yeah, to like, you know,
[2050.8s] burn someone in their armor or whatever,
[2052.7s] which was cool,
[2053.5s] but it was definitely when we were like
[2055.3s] second level characters.
[2056.7s] So yeah, like you just don't really use those.
[2059.1s] My like gut,
[2060.9s] and this is just my like nihilism speaking,
[2064.3s] maybe as a character,
[2065.6s] the inevitable rise of Tiamat, et cetera, et cetera,
[2068.1s] is that that healing spells rad,
[2072.0s] but I would like you to be able to fight more.
[2074.4s] Like I feel like you miss out sometimes on the fighting
[2078.6s] in a way that isn't as fun for you
[2081.4s] because Tom's like killing, killing, killing.
[2084.5s] And that's going to be even more of that now,
[2086.1s] I suspect.
[2087.8s] Which is awesome because that needs to happen more as well.
[2090.7s] For sure.
[2091.5s] But you, yeah, like if it was me,
[2096.5s] it is more fun to like fuck shit up with spells
[2100.7s] than it is to heal people afterwards,
[2103.2s] which is maybe not very nice.
[2105.4s] I'm going to play devil's advocate though.
[2109.1s] Yeah, it's more fun to deal combat.
[2112.9s] But we're not here to have fun.
[2114.2s] No.
[2115.1s] But what's, but.
[2116.5s] I have made it abundantly clear
[2118.2s] that this is not what this podcast is about.
[2121.2s] If somebody, fuck off.
[2124.4s] If somebody drops to dead,
[2126.5s] they are no longer fighting and no longer healing.
[2129.0s] True. It's true.
[2129.9s] I do have mass cure wounds.
[2131.3s] I'm just playing devil's advocate.
[2132.1s] And cure wounds though,
[2133.1s] that I can pull out at many different spell slot levels.
[2137.5s] What's the difference between,
[2138.5s] I mean the obvious difference,
[2139.9s] like mass cure wounds cures all of us
[2141.9s] and cure wounds only cures the one specific person.
[2145.7s] See, cause you have that, right?
[2147.1s] And you have used it.
[2147.9s] We do have some good like healing potions now.
[2154.3s] Yeah.
[2157.3s] So.
[2158.1s] Well, then I think what I'll do is,
[2159.2s] I think I will take,
[2160.9s] I'll go through and I'll look at fairy fire again.
[2163.8s] Thank you for the heads up.
[2164.9s] Yeah, you should cause it's awesome.
[2166.3s] But I mean, and I also have detect magic,
[2170.4s] which I feel is silly.
[2173.9s] Because the way you describe things,
[2177.8s] like you see like a, you know,
[2181.3s] and I'm just like, I'm gonna detect magic.
[2183.6s] I know it's magic.
[2185.0s] Yeah, that's fair.
[2186.1s] It's always magic.
[2189.3s] But I mean, with detect magic though,
[2190.7s] you also get what type of magic it is.
[2193.5s] Yes.
[2194.3s] Yes.
[2195.1s] Sometimes.
[2196.2s] With an arcana check, you don't get that, right?
[2199.5s] Like if you want to know lore about something magical,
[2202.7s] that's what an arcana check does.
[2204.1s] Detect magic.
[2205.0s] If you want to know it's actually magic
[2206.4s] and what type of magic it is
[2207.7s] and how to try and potentially stop it.
[2209.5s] This is a protection spell.
[2210.6s] That's what detect magic.
[2211.7s] This is gonna spray poison all over the place.
[2213.9s] Oh, okay.
[2216.5s] Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do.
[2217.9s] I think I'm going to remove heat metal,
[2221.4s] thunder wave and wind wall.
[2227.3s] And I think I'm going to take higher level spells and-
[2233.6s] I'm also gonna say spoiler alert.
[2235.3s] You will level up before Tiamat is even like around again.
[2240.2s] So there will be more spells that you can-
[2241.9s] Or maybe not around as we know.
[2244.0s] Or maybe not around.
[2244.8s] Who knows?
[2245.7s] See, look at this.
[2246.5s] Go either way.
[2247.3s] Around, not around, right?
[2249.4s] So, but I mean,
[2250.3s] these are ones that I definitely don't use.
[2252.0s] And if I just even replace them within their own level,
[2257.3s] within their own level with a different spell,
[2259.1s] you know, something like something might work.
[2261.9s] So I think I will take,
[2264.8s] I think I will at least,
[2266.0s] I'm gonna take two.
[2267.0s] I'm gonna take the heal and I'm gonna take sunbeam.
[2271.2s] I think. Nice.
[2272.2s] So that I have two options in a sixth level spell.
[2275.6s] If shit's going our way,
[2276.7s] but it's taken a long time to kill something.
[2279.1s] But like I, what Carla says is totally true.
[2282.0s] Cause sometimes it takes me so long to cast something.
[2285.7s] And then for the turn to come back around to me,
[2288.7s] like when it's a really big fight,
[2290.4s] that all the damage has been pretty much done.
[2294.9s] Like, like I'll,
[2296.0s] like I'll conjure up a whole shit ton of wolves
[2299.1s] and then the fight will be over before-
[2301.7s] Yeah, cause you have to wait until your next turn
[2303.7s] to like do something with them, right?
[2305.7s] So yeah, there has definitely been times
[2307.6s] and don't get me wrong.
[2308.5s] I fucking love it.
[2309.3s] Like there's been gators and there's been wolves.
[2311.4s] There's been all these creatures and it's so fun.
[2314.0s] But then most like, not mostly,
[2315.6s] but it has definitely happened
[2316.9s] where then we're just like hanging out with them.
[2319.7s] Cause like how long are they around?
[2321.2s] They're around for an hour, Russ.
[2322.7s] We're hanging out with the fucking wolves.
[2324.3s] I don't care.
[2325.2s] Of course we are.
[2326.0s] We're back in the woods now.
[2329.0s] I guess, I guess to that,
[2330.9s] it's like threat analysis and action economy, right?
[2336.6s] Like you see you're walking into a dragon battle.
[2341.2s] You don't wait till six turns in
[2343.0s] to cast your big spells.
[2344.7s] You know what?
[2345.6s] I didn't know if like,
[2348.2s] can I cast that spell outside of battle?
[2353.1s] Well, you can cast it whenever,
[2353.9s] but you don't know you're in battle
[2355.1s] until you're in battle.
[2356.1s] Yeah.
[2356.9s] Well, no, but I mean,
[2357.8s] if we're walking into a dragon lair,
[2361.7s] can I just be like, look shady?
[2363.8s] I want some sharks.
[2365.8s] Sure.
[2366.7s] Well, sharks might be an odd choice, but-
[2369.3s] There was water in that one.
[2370.2s] Yeah, but you can make a tornado with your wind wall
[2372.2s] and then boom, sharknado.
[2374.9s] I need to apologize immensely
[2376.8s] for not using fairy fire before.
[2378.5s] I would like to make a public apology
[2380.9s] to all of our listeners and to you guys
[2384.0s] as it gives advantage on attack roles
[2387.2s] to anything that is outlined in the fairy fire
[2390.2s] and not just from me,
[2391.7s] I could have fucking covered that dragon in fairy fire.
[2394.6s] No, I couldn't have
[2395.5s] because he would have used legendary resistance,
[2397.9s] but other things and you guys would have always
[2401.8s] had advantage on your attack roles.
[2403.7s] I was selfish.
[2405.4s] Yeah, it's an awesome spell.
[2406.2s] I never make attack roles.
[2408.7s] What does it matter?
[2410.4s] Well, cause everyone else in the party makes attack roles.
[2413.1s] Amy, stop being such a selfish bitch.
[2417.0s] I mean, I was thinking those things,
[2418.7s] but I would never-
[2419.5s] This is really why I hung up the call.
[2421.0s] I was like, Amy, you're being such a selfish bitch.
[2425.6s] They're gonna be so mad when they find out.
[2428.5s] No, I gotta say,
[2430.1s] my brother deserves credit on that one
[2432.2s] because he specifically in the character he rolled
[2435.3s] for the game we're playing with his nine-year-old
[2437.2s] made a character that had fairy fire
[2439.8s] cause he read it and was like, oh, this is so awesome.
[2442.8s] And then when we were playing and he cast the spell
[2444.9s] and like told me what it did,
[2445.8s] I was like, why isn't Amy using this constantly?
[2448.0s] I'm so sorry and gosh, I know.
[2451.2s] Well, it's mostly just because you've had that
[2454.8s] since level one or two.
[2456.9s] Since like day one.
[2457.8s] Yeah, cause I was like,
[2458.6s] aha, it puts pretty life on them.
[2459.8s] And you did that and you were like,
[2462.9s] oh, it gives advantage, whatever.
[2463.7s] But then you stopped using it
[2465.1s] and then you forgot that you had it
[2466.8s] or forgot what it did.
[2468.5s] So that, I mean, it's just what happens.
[2470.0s] If you don't use it, you forget what it does.
[2471.8s] Use it or lose it.
[2474.1s] Follow up, Amy, you should also reread
[2476.2s] what the oath bow does cause it's real good.
[2479.1s] We're gonna get there.
[2480.3s] We're gonna get there.
[2481.2s] My big problem with everything that I have
[2485.4s] is that requires rolling is that I roll really shitty.
[2490.4s] But if you get advantage on everything.
[2493.0s] That would make it much better.
[2495.2s] Also something that happens an awful lot
[2498.5s] and I think it's why I don't choose these spells
[2501.3s] that build up or build on is that generally
[2505.2s] if you listen to any of our fights,
[2510.2s] I probably only get like one or two spells.
[2517.4s] That's true.
[2518.2s] And so if fairy fires one of my spells,
[2521.1s] I'm not dealing damage.
[2521.9s] I know I'm setting myself up and setting everyone else up.
[2526.1s] Well, now I know that I'm setting everyone else up.
[2528.1s] But like other things too, right?
[2530.5s] Like in the middle of a fight,
[2531.6s] I'm not gonna mask your wounds
[2533.1s] unless we absolutely desperately need it
[2534.7s] because to me it's like, well, I attribute it.
[2537.6s] Like there's nothing, I gave nothing
[2539.2s] to the winning of this fight right now.
[2541.4s] There's different types of players and characters though.
[2544.4s] There are tanks and support.
[2547.4s] I know you'd like to be, you can be both.
[2551.0s] I'm the Johnny Cash of tank and support.
[2554.3s] Who's saying you can't cast fairy fire,
[2556.7s] wild shape into a tanky bear or wolf or something.
[2560.3s] That's got the weirdest visual.
[2562.4s] And then deal advantage damage as your armored bear,
[2568.1s] right, because you now have armor
[2570.1s] when you turn into something.
[2571.9s] I actually always had that.
[2573.8s] No, you didn't.
[2574.6s] Yeah, I did.
[2575.5s] You could choose whether or not you drop your armor.
[2577.5s] No, no, that just melted.
[2580.5s] It just means I don't drop it.
[2581.4s] I don't get that armor.
[2582.2s] You as a bear or wolf now have armor,
[2585.9s] like physical armor.
[2589.0s] Very big snore from the puppy.
[2591.2s] That was a big snore.
[2592.7s] That was real good.
[2594.2s] It's a little dog.
[2595.2s] That's a pretty big snore.
[2597.8s] Okay, well, I will, you know,
[2601.1s] and it's just about me not being a selfish bitch.
[2604.6s] You know what, I can't, I don't hit the hardest.
[2608.2s] I don't fight the fightiest.
[2610.4s] I'll just have to be my own special version of me
[2613.0s] and hope that I'm helpful enough.
[2616.6s] Well, you are.
[2617.4s] You magic the magiciest.
[2618.4s] Sometimes.
[2619.2s] It's true.
[2620.1s] You're fucking amazing.
[2620.9s] A lot of it is how you RP it too, right?
[2623.3s] Like, cause once you guys start fighting,
[2625.5s] a lot of guys, you guys,
[2627.4s] once you guys start fighting, yeah.
[2629.3s] Bye bye.
[2634.2s] Once you guys start fighting,
[2635.4s] a lot of the time you stop RPing.
[2639.0s] It's something that I've mentioned before,
[2640.6s] but it's something that we should continue to build on
[2643.2s] and work on is that RP within combat can still happen.
[2647.7s] Like description, you're getting,
[2649.4s] everybody's getting better at description
[2650.8s] of attacks and battles,
[2651.9s] but choosing to talk to an enemy
[2654.9s] or to, you know, arrange.
[2657.0s] Or to our friends.
[2657.8s] Or arrange, you know,
[2659.1s] how this attack is going to happen with your friends.
[2661.7s] Holding an attack because you know,
[2663.6s] Flint is gonna go hit that motherfucker super hard.
[2666.2s] And when Flint hits it,
[2667.2s] I wanna hit it right after
[2668.6s] because I know it's gonna be stunned, right?
[2671.4s] So there are different options that you can take
[2673.7s] and that you can start to think of as a group,
[2676.3s] as opposed to me hit hard, me cast spell,
[2679.9s] me do this.
[2681.0s] I'm learning so much.
[2682.2s] They all affect each other, right?
[2685.6s] Yeah, like if I'm gonna go take on some dragon,
[2688.0s] and then at the end of my turn,
[2689.2s] I let you know I'm gonna like dive out of the way
[2691.8s] and you get that sun beam going.
[2693.9s] It's all good.
[2694.7s] Yeah.
[2695.9s] Let's try to do more of that stuff.
[2698.2s] Let's try to play better, you guys.
[2700.4s] What do you think?
[2701.2s] Oh my God, yes, we should definitely do that.
[2703.1s] I love it.
[2704.0s] I agree.
[2704.8s] This sounds like a really good strategy.
[2706.0s] So yeah, I promise I will use fairy fire.
[2709.6s] It's so good.
[2711.0s] I don't even know why.
[2714.9s] Tom, you go ahead.
[2716.4s] Okay, get ready
[2718.2s] because it's gonna take a real long time.
[2720.1s] Good, so ready.
[2721.7s] I got a third attack.
[2724.0s] So I'm just like one and a half times more deadly
[2727.6s] than I was before.
[2728.9s] Excellent.
[2730.2s] And then I also got ability score improvements.
[2733.1s] Yay, end of level ups.
[2735.8s] Okay, did you want to do a feat there?
[2737.7s] Is there anything that...
[2739.7s] No, I'm gonna keep the ability score improvements
[2742.6s] because it boosts my dexterity if I won.
[2745.4s] So I get a two initiative instead of one,
[2747.8s] which I like.
[2749.0s] And I bumped my wisdom up a little bit
[2751.6s] so I'm not quite as fucking tragically dumb.
[2753.9s] Sure.
[2756.2s] Okay, the only feat that I would recommend
[2759.6s] if you were to take a feat would be the dual wielding.
[2763.1s] So you have two weapons.
[2765.4s] I mean, you usually have your shield, but...
[2767.7s] But now you have that hammer too.
[2770.1s] I haven't been using a shield for a long time.
[2772.1s] I've been using a two-handed axe.
[2773.8s] That's true.
[2775.0s] You've just been carrying it on your back like Thea.
[2777.4s] I thought it was just a style thing.
[2779.6s] Yeah, I thought it was like our group dynamic.
[2783.5s] Well, so hold on.
[2784.6s] No, I keep the two-handed axe
[2787.3s] because I have that great weapon fighting
[2790.2s] or whatever it is where I get improved criticals.
[2792.8s] Oh, no, I get that anyway.
[2793.8s] Yeah, great weapon skill.
[2795.3s] So yeah, if I get a one or a two on a damage roll,
[2797.4s] I get to reroll, which is very handy in some situations.
[2801.3s] So for your AC though,
[2803.1s] have you been taking off your shield?
[2805.1s] Because you still have an AC of like 18, right?
[2809.2s] Well, technically my sheet for some reason
[2811.6s] says 13 now, which is incorrect.
[2813.4s] Yeah, that's not right.
[2814.4s] But I am a, let's see here, I have armor training
[2818.4s] and I'm wearing like a spiked splint mail,
[2820.4s] which is like an AC of 18 right off the bat.
[2824.2s] So that's where I get that big AC.
[2826.9s] Right, right, right, right, right.
[2828.2s] Oh, and I got 31 hit points in two levels.
[2832.3s] I'm tough.
[2834.0s] Wow, I thought mine were good.
[2836.3s] I forget what it was now, like 19 or something,
[2838.9s] which was very good.
[2839.8s] Okay, yeah.
[2841.2s] Yeah, I get, I'm Dwarven toughness,
[2843.8s] so I get a bonus one every time.
[2845.8s] I have the tough feat,
[2847.9s] so I get an extra bonus two every time
[2850.0s] and then my con modifier is four.
[2851.7s] So I get a bonus seven on top of whatever I roll
[2854.6s] every time.
[2856.0s] Yeah, oh, that,
[2856.8s] because that's one of my ability scores.
[2858.2s] I put my con to 14, so I'd get a two bonus
[2861.7s] because it was still a 13 and it was only a one.
[2864.0s] So that's what I kept one of my,
[2866.7s] and my dex I think is the other one I did.
[2868.6s] Sorry, did anybody, when they did their ability scores,
[2871.0s] did they bump their con?
[2872.4s] Sorry, was that what you were saying?
[2875.2s] That's what Carl was saying.
[2876.0s] I bumped my con, so now I have a,
[2877.6s] now it's 14, so I have a two bonus.
[2879.9s] Okay, but did you, when your con went up,
[2882.9s] so it went up from one to two, yes?
[2884.9s] Yes.
[2886.6s] So you now get, I get backtracks now.
[2890.3s] So you get a plus one for every level
[2893.3s] that you were before that.
[2895.2s] Oh, it backloads?
[2896.2s] I didn't know that.
[2897.1s] So if it goes up one more,
[2899.2s] at level 12, you get an extra 12 automatically.
[2902.8s] What?
[2903.7s] Right out of the gate.
[2904.5s] Boom.
[2905.4s] Add that on there, Carla.
[2906.2s] Oh God, okay, so, okay, well I would have added one,
[2909.7s] so I get an extra 11.
[2911.7s] But it went up at level 12 though, right?
[2914.9s] Oh yeah, yeah, so yeah, 11 levels, yeah.
[2916.7s] So I took that one.
[2917.9s] Yeah.
[2918.8s] When I.
[2919.6s] Yeah.
[2920.4s] Yeah.
[2921.3s] Oh damn.
[2922.1s] Yeah, plus your con.
[2923.5s] So it's 11?
[2924.3s] Yeah.
[2925.4s] Yeah.
[2926.2s] Plus 11 for level 11?
[2929.5s] Hold on, did you up your constitution modifier?
[2931.6s] That's what I'm saying.
[2932.4s] So did you put your ability score into constitution?
[2934.6s] I haven't done an ability score yet.
[2935.9s] Okay, so don't worry about that.
[2937.2s] Because Carla upgraded her constitution modifier,
[2940.8s] which buffs her con, which changes her hit points.
[2943.7s] Okay, so I can just put 11 in here?
[2946.2s] Yes.
[2948.6s] But then I get to do it again.
[2950.0s] Yes, for level 12.
[2951.3s] How many HP do you have now, Tom?
[2954.1s] 177.
[2955.4s] Fuck.
[2957.2s] Damn, dude.
[2958.9s] I have 90 hit points, you guys.
[2961.5s] There you go.
[2963.0s] You guys are all in triple damage.
[2963.9s] Cause mine's 124 now, which is a lot.
[2966.3s] I thought.
[2967.1s] I'm almost, I'm closer to 200 than I am 250, so.
[2971.4s] Oh my gosh.
[2973.0s] Like I said, act three, there's lots of things, so.
[2977.0s] And I mean, also I designed this character
[2978.9s] to be purely the fighty, fighty, bashy tank guy.
[2982.1s] So mission accomplished.
[2983.6s] You min-maxed him, man.
[2984.8s] Like you built them properly, yep.
[2987.1s] Okay, I will decide on my spells as we mosey along here.
[2993.5s] So we've leveled up our characters
[2995.2s] from a level 11 to level 12.
[2997.0s] We might not get to playing a game tonight.
[2998.6s] I'm just gonna forewarn anybody, but we'll see.
[3003.0s] Well, we are an hour into the recording, so.
[3006.2s] So earlier when you said
[3007.2s] you were gonna cut in the time,
[3008.4s] just cut in some hysterical laughter.
[3010.4s] Yeah.
[3011.2s] It's gonna be good.
[3014.2s] So now let's go over on our sheets
[3019.3s] any abilities that you might've had since level one
[3022.4s] that you haven't used.
[3023.3s] Any magic items that just have kind of been sitting there.
[3025.7s] A fairy fire.
[3026.7s] Any spells that you're like,
[3028.6s] I have this, but I don't know what it is.
[3030.8s] Let's go over that now.
[3031.6s] Let's go in the other order.
[3034.2s] Tom goes first.
[3035.0s] Tom first.
[3036.1s] Okay.
[3037.3s] Okay, yeah.
[3038.4s] So I have some things that I've kind of forgotten
[3040.9s] that I had, so this is real good
[3042.4s] that we're going through all this.
[3043.9s] And I need to rewrite like everything
[3046.9s] on my character sheet.
[3047.8s] Sure, yeah.
[3049.0s] That's what I need to.
[3049.8s] But in the meantime,
[3051.0s] I will just read it straight from the book
[3053.2s] because that's as good as it's gonna get for right now.
[3055.1s] And if there's anything you need from me
[3056.6s] because I gave it to you or something,
[3058.4s] like just let me know.
[3059.2s] I will find it.
[3060.2s] Sure.
[3062.0s] Yeah, so there's a couple real fun things
[3064.2s] that I have that I haven't been using,
[3066.4s] like my indomitable skill.
[3068.4s] So basically I can reroll a saving throw that I fail,
[3072.0s] which is awesome.
[3074.4s] If I do choose to reroll,
[3075.6s] I have to use whatever the result is.
[3077.2s] But I mean, if I already failed it,
[3078.4s] then what the fuck is the harm in trying again?
[3081.6s] Yeah.
[3082.5s] So that's awesome.
[3083.3s] And at level 13,
[3084.4s] I can actually do that twice before a long rest.
[3086.7s] So one more level
[3087.6s] and that bad boy is gonna get up there,
[3090.2s] which is pretty freaking sweet.
[3093.6s] Let's see here.
[3094.5s] I've got a remarkable athlete as well
[3096.7s] where I can add half of my proficiency bonuses
[3100.1s] and round up any strength, dex, or con check that I make
[3103.0s] that doesn't already use my proficiency bonus.
[3105.2s] Now I don't really understand that one
[3108.0s] because if I'm using my proficiency bonus,
[3110.5s] but I haven't already used it,
[3111.8s] like I don't, what is happening here?
[3114.4s] Okay, 72 and it's remarkable athletes.
[3117.8s] So you can add half your proficiency bonus round up
[3121.7s] to any strength, dexterity, or constitution check
[3124.0s] you make that doesn't already use your proficiency bonus.
[3128.0s] So like, what does that mean?
[3131.2s] Oh, here we go.
[3132.0s] D and D Reddit, how does remarkable athlete works?
[3135.5s] Oh, thanks Reddit.
[3137.7s] I mean, other than
[3138.5s] for being a complete cesspool of the internet,
[3140.5s] but you know.
[3141.7s] Sometimes helpful.
[3143.1s] Sometimes funny and good stuff on there.
[3145.6s] Yep, definitely sometimes funny.
[3147.2s] So when you look at your sheet,
[3151.2s] let me see here.
[3152.6s] So I'm just gonna open your sheet here
[3154.8s] just so I'm looking at the same thing.
[3157.9s] I feel like my privacy has been violated.
[3160.7s] So what they mean is,
[3165.0s] do you not have any skill proficiencies?
[3168.4s] Have you no skills, man?
[3169.6s] No, I have like history and that's about it.
[3172.8s] It's not checked though.
[3176.1s] Oh, well it should be.
[3177.4s] Okay.
[3178.2s] There, it's checked.
[3181.2s] Oh wait, I think I probably do have like.
[3183.6s] That's what that means though.
[3184.8s] So when you have acrobatics,
[3187.5s] if you don't have proficiency in it,
[3189.3s] you can choose to add half your proficiency modifier.
[3192.5s] It's kind of like the jack of all trades for the bard.
[3194.9s] Where if they don't have proficiency,
[3196.2s] they can automatically add half their proficiency
[3198.3s] to anything.
[3199.4s] But yours is just.
[3200.4s] I'm pretty sure I do.
[3203.0s] Okay, I'm pretty sure I do have like athletics
[3205.5s] and something else as well
[3206.8s] that was on my original like paper sheet
[3208.7s] that I just never checked the box for.
[3210.1s] So when you built your character,
[3212.0s] you should have picked two.
[3215.6s] So acrobatics, animal handling, athletics, history,
[3218.7s] insight, intimidation, perception, and survival.
[3221.0s] You could have picked two from those.
[3224.5s] I'll have to go to my paper sheet.
[3225.9s] I'm sure it's on there.
[3227.0s] But you should also get skills
[3228.8s] from your soldier background as well.
[3232.0s] So check that out.
[3234.6s] Okay, I will check that out.
[3236.4s] Just to make sure you're getting.
[3237.4s] I'm gonna write that down right now.
[3238.8s] Soldier background.
[3240.9s] Okay, so that's what that is.
[3242.3s] So anything that you don't already have proficiency in
[3244.6s] that has the dex, con, or strength check.
[3246.8s] And I'm like, make an acrobatics check.
[3248.5s] And you're like, I don't have proficiency.
[3250.0s] You get a bonus two because your proficiency is four.
[3254.9s] So you just kind of have to remember that you have that.
[3259.0s] Which is real good.
[3260.3s] I'm good at remembering everything that I have.
[3263.2s] Couldn't even finish the sentence.
[3265.5s] I'll try and help too.
[3266.4s] And now that we're kind of going through it
[3267.7s] as a group,
[3268.6s] that's why I wanted to go through it as a group
[3269.6s] as well is Carla and Amy can now say,
[3272.4s] hey, you've got that remarkable athlete thing.
[3274.4s] Don't you?
[3275.2s] Can you add a bonus to that?
[3277.1s] Yeah.
[3278.2s] Don't you know sports?
[3281.2s] I do know sports, it's true.
[3283.9s] Okay, yeah, all right, that's good.
[3285.8s] Yeah, so there's a couple other things.
[3288.0s] I have to remember my feet of heavy armor master
[3291.9s] because any bludgeoning, piercing,
[3293.5s] or slashing non-magic damage,
[3295.1s] I get to reduce that by three.
[3296.5s] Oh, there you go.
[3297.4s] Oh, that's good.
[3298.6s] I have to remember that bad boy
[3300.4s] because I don't believe I have been remembering it.
[3303.4s] How I would-
[3304.2s] Russ, how can you help us remember things better
[3306.5s] because that is where we really fall apart,
[3309.2s] to be honest.
[3310.0s] I was looking at my sheet and was like,
[3311.8s] oh yeah, that's a thing.
[3313.4s] Yeah, I think once I rewrite my sheet,
[3316.4s] I will have a better,
[3317.8s] because I had things like dark vision
[3320.8s] and stone cunning and all these things
[3323.5s] that don't make a fucking difference
[3326.1s] at the top of my list
[3327.2s] and things that are important at the bottom of my list.
[3329.6s] And I'm like, oh, well, if I don't scroll down,
[3331.3s] then I'm never gonna see them.
[3332.3s] So I'm gonna redo everything
[3333.5s] and put the important things at the top.
[3335.7s] Yeah, I rewrote all of mine
[3337.2s] because I didn't have it as like,
[3338.4s] for some reason on my main character sheet,
[3341.1s] I didn't have it compendium compatible
[3343.2s] where it like gives it like a hand line.
[3344.9s] Yeah, mine is like that too.
[3345.7s] And because it's just easier to sort through.
[3349.6s] So I did that.
[3350.5s] How do I fix that?
[3351.3s] Do I have to redo everything?
[3352.1s] I mean, I would copy paste what changes
[3355.9s] to like a word document
[3357.6s] and then switch it to compendium compatible.
[3359.1s] And then you can even just click and drag stuff
[3361.0s] right into it.
[3361.9s] You don't need to type everything out.
[3363.4s] The other thing I might recommend
[3365.4s] is just adding in the headline,
[3367.0s] like what that specific thing helps you with.
[3369.4s] So if it's combat,
[3370.2s] then write combat in brackets beside it.
[3372.8s] So that when you're in combat,
[3374.1s] you're like, okay, well, what skills do I have
[3375.9s] that might be able to help me?
[3377.3s] And then you can just go through
[3378.5s] and more quickly remember what you have.
[3381.5s] Okay, some other things that I have,
[3384.3s] I got that awesome feather fan.
[3386.8s] It's bedazzled and has glass bobble.
[3388.4s] Still don't know what it does.
[3390.2s] What, you didn't write down?
[3392.1s] Well, it was what, 8d8 healing spells or whatever,
[3395.6s] but Russ seemed to not like that one.
[3397.5s] So.
[3398.5s] Well, no, I just, no, okay.
[3402.0s] Oh, this was during the dragon, I remember now.
[3406.2s] Okay, so what you said though,
[3408.5s] is that within each bobble,
[3410.5s] there is a 1d8 healing thing.
[3414.0s] Yes, and there are eight bobbles.
[3415.6s] So you, so, okay, so to clarify though,
[3418.5s] how does Flint use those?
[3420.9s] Well, he has to whip out his fan all fancy like
[3423.3s] and remove a bobble from the center of one of the fan.
[3427.4s] So do I just like crush it in my hand
[3429.1s] or do I like smoke bomb it on the ground?
[3430.9s] Like, what do I do?
[3431.8s] Or just remove it and then the energy absorbs.
[3434.2s] Like, how do you envision it playing out?
[3437.6s] Like for RP?
[3438.4s] You crush it in your hands.
[3439.9s] Cause you're a super strong dude.
[3441.5s] Crush it in my hand, okay.
[3442.5s] So you take one damage for glass shattering in your hand.
[3445.6s] No, you don't.
[3447.2s] I'm wearing gloves, thank you very much.
[3449.1s] When he crushes it, it's like,
[3450.8s] I think somehow like sandstone.
[3453.2s] Sure, yeah, okay, I get that.
[3455.4s] It's very fine powders, like anthrax.
[3457.4s] You actually end up breathing it in.
[3458.3s] Excellent.
[3460.0s] But unlike anthrax, this heals you.
[3463.2s] It's like cocaine.
[3464.0s] It's the healing version of anthrax.
[3467.0s] Okay, I also have the rabbit's foot that Nularaaaa gave me.
[3472.0s] So that's gonna be very handy.
[3473.6s] I get like a 1d4 extra roll whenever I need it.
[3477.2s] I'm assuming it's like once per long rest.
[3479.4s] Once a day.
[3480.2s] Yeah, once per long rest.
[3481.8s] Yeah, let's treat that like the luck kind of thing.
[3484.4s] So you pick a time when you're like,
[3486.4s] before I say that passes or fails, you're like.
[3489.1s] Yeah, like the bardic inspiration.
[3490.8s] Yeah, I'm gonna call and just roll this
[3493.4s] and then, you know, add the 1d4 or whatever it was.
[3497.3s] Okay.
[3498.2s] Okay, and I think that's pretty much the majority
[3500.7s] of like my special things.
[3502.9s] I mean, I have those potions
[3504.1s] that we went over a couple episodes ago.
[3506.3s] So I still have those all written down.
[3508.2s] Okay, any magical items that you have
[3511.2s] that you want to go over?
[3513.8s] Yes, there is the throwing axe.
[3516.2s] I need more details about that one.
[3518.3s] Throwing axe?
[3519.2s] That was a while ago.
[3520.7s] Remember I got like a magical
[3522.3s] returning throwing axe from the dragons?
[3523.2s] Oh, no, that's the dwarven thrower.
[3524.8s] That's a hammer.
[3525.6s] Oh, the hammer.
[3526.5s] That's your Mew Mew.
[3527.3s] That's uh.
[3528.3s] Your Mew.
[3529.4s] Mew, Mew, Mew.
[3530.8s] Mew, Mew, Mew.
[3532.0s] Mew, Mew, Mew, Mew.
[3533.4s] Yeah, cause I hadn't made it
[3535.0s] to the end of the episode yet,
[3536.0s] but I was like, oh yeah, that throwing.
[3537.7s] I thought it was an axe,
[3538.6s] but I was like that throwing thing.
[3539.7s] I need to know more about that
[3541.0s] cause it was so long ago.
[3542.4s] Yeah, so your dwarven thrower.
[3544.7s] I will give you the details.
[3546.3s] You also have a Rod of Lordly Might.
[3549.8s] If you don't have that written down, you still.
[3551.7s] Oh, yeah, no, I still have that one.
[3552.8s] That's my ladder.
[3553.5s] Yeah. Well, it's more than a ladder.
[3556.2s] Oh, that's true.
[3556.8s] So let's maybe go over that.
[3558.2s] But I've only ever used it.
[3559.6s] Yeah. It's kind of very handy as a ladder.
[3561.8s] Yeah. So number of times go over that one again, just for this,
[3565.2s] for the people, because it's got a lot of other.
[3567.6s] So their dwarven thrower, first of all, is a weapon war hammer
[3572.8s] requires attunement by a dwarf,
[3577.1s] which attunement just means you have I just have to spend.
[3580.3s] I just have to spend time with sit and talk to it and tell it.
[3583.0s] It's so pretty.
[3585.2s] And then look, it is so pretty, guys.
[3587.4s] So you gain a plus three.
[3588.9s] I have to polish my hammer, Amy.
[3591.6s] No, you're Rod of Lordly Might.
[3593.4s] We're talking about that.
[3594.5s] OK, perfect. Sorry.
[3597.1s] I wasn't paying attention.
[3598.5s] So you gain a plus three bonus to attack and damage rolls
[3602.2s] made with this magic weapon.
[3604.2s] So when you roll to attack, you get a plus three.
[3606.5s] And when you roll your damage, you get a plus three.
[3609.3s] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
[3610.2s] It has the throne property with a normal range of 20 feet
[3614.3s] and a long range of 60 feet.
[3615.9s] So that's normally with your bow.
[3617.1s] You have an inside and an outside number.
[3619.2s] That's what that is. Yeah.
[3620.7s] When you hit with a ranged attack, this weapon use deals
[3624.0s] an extra one D8 damage or if the target is a giant to D8 damage
[3631.0s] immediately after attack, the weapon flies back to your hand.
[3634.5s] You don't need to call it. It just comes back to you.
[3636.9s] Oh, damn. So when we were fighting those Edens,
[3639.5s] that would have been really handy.
[3640.5s] You didn't have it.
[3642.3s] No, I know. But it would have been because I also speak giant
[3646.3s] with my counterpart there.
[3648.2s] And I forgot about that. So yeah.
[3652.5s] I'm going to remember.
[3653.4s] So but you're the actual
[3656.9s] damage stuff, because that doesn't tell you what the actual damage is.
[3661.2s] Is it is one D8 bludgeoning versatile one day 10.
[3665.8s] So if you use it two handed, it's a one D10.
[3669.7s] And then you get the extra one D8 if it's thrown plus three
[3675.2s] plus your normal proficiency.
[3676.3s] I would probably only ever use it as a throwing option
[3679.2s] because my axe is way better than a damage watch.
[3681.4s] So how you should write that, though, is one D8 or one D10
[3685.8s] plus three plus eight.
[3691.0s] So plus 11 in total.
[3692.8s] Yeah. Plus three is magic is the magic bonus.
[3695.8s] And then plus eight is your strength and proficiency bonus.
[3701.7s] Because you should be proficient.
[3703.7s] It doesn't actually say on your sheet, but you should be proficient with
[3707.2s] all like all melee weapons and then ranged.
[3710.1s] I will not rain.
[3710.9s] I am. I'm pretty much a master of all of them.
[3714.3s] OK. And then your rod of lordly might, which is not his penis.
[3719.4s] Well, I mean, it could be it could also be.
[3724.0s] I don't know. I mean, what a what a happy coincidence
[3726.8s] if that's what Flint refers to.
[3729.4s] Guys, look what I found.
[3732.4s] It was meant to be mine.
[3734.6s] And you recommended me taking the dual wielding.
[3738.5s] Come on, Russ.
[3741.4s] Ha ha ha.
[3749.3s] So your rod of lordly might.
[3752.3s] So you gain.
[3753.2s] When did you get this?
[3754.2s] You got this was this was your first.
[3755.9s] This was your first gotcha pawn type thing, right?
[3759.1s] Like, yeah.
[3760.6s] So this rod has a flanged head and it functions as a magic mace.
[3766.7s] Again, I mean, I'm reading it up here time after time.
[3773.4s] And it functions as a magic mace
[3776.2s] that grants a plus three bonus to attack and damage roles made with it.
[3780.6s] So it in and of itself has damage, which I will give you.
[3785.3s] Yeah, because I was using this as a mace, like a warhammer style thing.
[3791.0s] And then we got that like awesome ax from that dude.
[3793.5s] We jumped on the highway.
[3794.8s] Yep. And it was a much better weapon.
[3797.4s] So I've just been using that.
[3798.6s] So do you have the mace damage with it still or do you need that?
[3803.8s] I could just use everything you got.
[3806.4s] OK, so the mace is one d six bludgeoning plus three plus eight.
[3814.0s] And a plus three.
[3815.0s] I also have a dungeon master guide, so I can look at this.
[3819.3s] I know where it is.
[3820.1s] That's OK. We should still go through it, though, just so everybody knows.
[3823.2s] And that's that's what we're doing this episode. So
[3827.6s] so the rod.
[3828.7s] I just don't want everybody to be disappointed by my rod.
[3832.1s] Ah,
[3833.5s] ah, ha, ha.
[3836.0s] Lordly might know that, yeah.
[3838.2s] Anyways, the rod has properties associated with six different buttons
[3842.4s] that are set in a row along the haft.
[3844.4s] It has three other properties as well detailed below.
[3847.5s] So the six buttons, you can press one of these six buttons
[3850.9s] and a different effect happens and last until you push a different button
[3854.3s] or until you push the same button again, say button again, button again.
[3859.1s] If you press button one,
[3861.2s] The rod becomes a flame tongue, which we already have, but it becomes a flame tongue and has
[3870.0s] a fiery blade that sprouts from the end opposite the rod's flanged head.
[3876.0s] Button two, the rod's flanged head folds down and two crescent shaped blades spring
[3884.2s] out transforming the rod into a magic battle axe that grants plus three to attack and
[3888.6s] damage rolls made with it.
[3891.0s] Because yeah, I was using it as the axe when I was using it.
[3895.2s] If you press button three, the rod's flanged head folds down, a spear point springs from
[3900.5s] the rod's tip and the rod's handle lengthens into a six foot haft, transforming the
[3906.7s] rod into a magic spear that grants a plus three to attack and damage rolls made with
[3911.3s] it.
[3912.3s] If he swings it really hard, does it cover whoever's in front of him with like a...
[3917.5s] That's button five.
[3921.4s] So button four.
[3923.7s] Button four is what you've been using this magic item as.
[3926.5s] It turns into a 50 foot ladder.
[3929.0s] Yeah it does.
[3930.0s] A climbing pole, sorry.
[3933.6s] Of course, because it had to sound more phallic.
[3935.7s] Hey baby, check out my climbing pole.
[3938.5s] Climbing pole up to 50 feet long, as you specify.
[3941.5s] That one's very intimidating.
[3942.5s] It does.
[3943.5s] I don't know what to do with that.
[3946.5s] Never mind.
[3948.4s] That is too much for me, thank you.
[3953.4s] You are not going to find a girl like that, huh?
[3956.4s] It's a big commitment.
[3958.4s] So hold on, can I now talk about my boobs of godly waza?
[3963.4s] Yeah.
[3964.4s] Because I feel like we've been talking about Flint's dick forever.
[3971.4s] It's been a very extended segment.
[3975.4s] Let's just get through these buttons because this is where the fun stuff happens.
[3982.4s] If you press button five, the rod transforms into a handheld battering ram and grants
[3987.6s] its user a plus 10 to strength checks made to break through doors, barricades, and
[3991.8s] other barriers.
[3992.8s] I feel like that could have come in handy at some point.
[3996.2s] I can't recall exactly when, but...
[3998.2s] Don't make that face at us, Russ.
[4001.4s] If you press button six, the rod assumes or remains in its normal form and indicates magnetic
[4006.5s] north.
[4007.5s] Nothing happens in this function.
[4009.0s] The rod also gives you the knowledge of your approximate depth beneath ground or height
[4013.0s] above it.
[4014.4s] So it acts as a compass and a...
[4016.5s] Barometer?
[4017.5s] Barometer.
[4018.5s] Well, maybe not a barometer.
[4019.5s] That's not a barometer.
[4020.5s] No.
[4021.5s] Okay.
[4022.5s] Sorry.
[4023.5s] Now it has...
[4024.5s] There's still two more options.
[4026.3s] That's all the buttons you have, but now you have three other properties.
[4029.8s] So when you hit with this...
[4031.8s] So you have Drain Life, Paralyze, or Terrify.
[4035.4s] I don't think you've ever used any of those.
[4037.3s] Never.
[4038.3s] I don't think this is ever a thing I saw before.
[4040.2s] So Drain Life, when you hit a creature with a melee attack using the rod, you
[4044.1s] can force the target to make a DC 17 con saving throw.
[4048.5s] On a failure, the target takes an extra...
[4050.7s] That's a hard save.
[4051.7s] Yeah.
[4052.7s] Yeah.
[4053.7s] This is a fucking rare, legendary, magical item that I gave you.
[4057.7s] Listeners, I'm going to peel back the curtain for a second.
[4061.7s] When Russ gave me this item, he had printed it out on little pieces of paper and given
[4066.3s] me them.
[4067.3s] And I don't think he ever gave me this part of it, to be honest with you.
[4070.2s] I feel like I did, but I don't know.
[4072.5s] It also was like literally years ago.
[4075.2s] Yeah.
[4076.2s] It's like three years ago at this point.
[4077.2s] I just looked at the flame tongue stuff that's still in my book and it was like,
[4080.1s] it was printed out, which means it was before Russ and Amy moved to Korea.
[4083.7s] It was like three years ago.
[4085.5s] And you didn't hold on to those little pieces of paper, Tom?
[4087.9s] It's not so bad.
[4088.9s] We don't remember.
[4089.9s] Okay.
[4090.9s] So let's get through this here.
[4091.9s] Because this is like, if you hit with this.
[4092.9s] Okay.
[4093.9s] So on a failure, the target takes an extra 46 necrotic damage, 4d6, not 46.
[4098.6s] And you regain a number of hit points equal to half that necrotic damage.
[4102.8s] What?
[4103.8s] What?
[4104.8s] See, like if I knew this was going on, I would have been using this the whole
[4108.5s] time.
[4109.5s] Wow.
[4110.5s] This is a good one.
[4112.0s] This property can't be used again until next dawn.
[4114.4s] So you use it once, but you can regain, you know, up to 12 damage if you roll max on
[4121.7s] everything.
[4122.7s] Right.
[4123.7s] Or you can.
[4124.7s] Sure.
[4125.7s] If things are desperate, then.
[4126.7s] Which they are.
[4127.7s] Paralyze.
[4128.7s] Constantly.
[4129.7s] When you hit a creature with a melee attack using this rod, you can force that target
[4132.7s] to make a DC 17 strength saving throw.
[4135.2s] On a failure, the target is paralyzed for one minute.
[4138.4s] The target can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending
[4141.7s] the effect on success.
[4143.0s] And again, that property can't be used until next dawn.
[4146.2s] He is paralyzed.
[4147.6s] Question for you, Russ.
[4148.6s] Yeah.
[4149.6s] Yeah.
[4150.6s] I was going to say if I were to use this and land the paralyzing blow, could you
[4154.2s] play paralyzer by finger 11?
[4156.1s] As I just started to sing it.
[4157.6s] Yeah.
[4158.6s] We're on the same wavelength, you and I, Tom.
[4160.6s] I'll message them.
[4162.8s] Finger 11.
[4163.8s] What if we got their permission?
[4164.8s] They're nerds, man.
[4165.8s] A couple of them play, like, World of Warcraft and stuff, so.
[4170.8s] So it's possible.
[4171.9s] That you're on messaging them and getting them on the show.
[4175.4s] Great. OK.
[4176.2s] Or just or just saying, yes, you can use the song paralyzer.
[4179.5s] No, get them on the show.
[4182.1s] OK. Yeah.
[4183.4s] Shoot high. Shoot high.
[4185.1s] All right. Yeah.
[4186.2s] OK. Last one.
[4188.0s] Terrified. Final option.
[4189.5s] While holding the rod, you can use and while holding the rod,
[4193.4s] you can use an action to force each creature you can see within 30 feet of you
[4197.6s] to make a DC 17 wisdom saving throw.
[4200.3s] On a failure, a target is frightened of you for one minute.
[4205.2s] They can repeat that at the end, but that means they can't move towards you.
[4209.0s] Like, that's when the dragon uses its frightful presence.
[4211.8s] Yeah. They can't move towards you.
[4213.5s] They can't attack you.
[4214.7s] They can't until they say from that they can't go near you.
[4218.4s] Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to have to bust this weapon out again, guys.
[4222.4s] I think we also, like, forget to, like, swap between weapons.
[4225.9s] Yeah. You have your defaults at this point, right?
[4228.6s] You kind of get focused on the one you're using.
[4230.5s] The axe you have does a shit ton of damage.
[4232.8s] But like this one, but nothing special.
[4235.4s] This one, you know, if you're looking to get a little life back
[4239.2s] or makes, you know, put the guy down, but not you can just tell me
[4243.3s] if you're not wanting to kill him.
[4244.6s] But, you know, what? Yeah.
[4246.4s] But yeah, like there's an extra there's huge bonus to using this weapon
[4249.9s] as opposed to the ones you have aside from.
[4252.7s] Well, I know that I have like a third attack.
[4255.3s] Any damage offset that I would lose
[4258.0s] from using my giant bastard axe all of a sudden isn't so bad.
[4263.7s] OK. Anything else you got on your sheet that you need?
[4267.8s] Um, no, I think that's pretty much everything.
[4274.4s] We just double check here real quick.
[4276.9s] Flipping pages, flipping pages.
[4279.6s] Oh, I'm sometimes taken over by a dragon man, but we already knew that.
[4283.0s] All right. Onward number.
[4285.4s] Yeah. Well, that every once in a while, narratively,
[4287.7s] we'll be delving into that more coming up.
[4291.2s] Oh, and I also have a note here that says free stew at beefy stews.
[4294.7s] So you just got to find where stew left to.
[4297.3s] And you've got that stew on lock, man. Excellent.
[4300.6s] So if we're going in reverse, are you ready or do you want Carla to go first?
[4304.2s] I'm ready. OK.
[4305.5s] But Carla hasn't spoken in a long time, so Carla wants to go.
[4308.0s] That's OK. No, you go ahead.
[4309.5s] Yeah, I've got less.
[4310.4s] I'm excited to find out what you've got now.
[4312.5s] It's like a whole new game.
[4313.4s] So let's go through.
[4314.3s] Like I said, let's go through your abilities, your magic stuff
[4317.3s] and some spells that you probably haven't used in a while. OK.
[4323.6s] My abilities, like my proficiency,
[4326.5s] more like your your class and racial stuff that might help you.
[4330.6s] Like his remarkable athlete thing and dark vision.
[4334.3s] Naturally, my fe ancestry,
[4337.2s] which gives me saving throws against being charmed.
[4340.7s] And and magic can't put you to sleep.
[4342.6s] OK, so does this mean that I should have had?
[4346.9s] Jesus, is Tom OK?
[4348.0s] I think Tom finished talking.
[4349.7s] He's going to go get a drink now.
[4351.3s] Yeah, I wonder if he probably had to pee.
[4353.7s] He's been waiting this whole time.
[4354.6s] If those Pomplamoose beers are cold enough for him.
[4358.0s] OK, so does this mean like when a dragon?
[4362.4s] Yeah, once too.
[4364.0s] I dropped a bunch of paper.
[4365.7s] A feared on me.
[4367.7s] Is that is that them trying to charm me?
[4369.7s] And do I have a fucking advantage against that?
[4372.0s] Fear, charm and frightened are different things.
[4377.8s] So charmed, a charmed creature can't attack the charmer.
[4381.1s] So this is like if somebody comes up to you and you are under my spell
[4384.8s] and you will do as I say, that type of thing. OK. Frightened.
[4389.9s] They have disadvantage on ability checks and attack roles
[4393.2s] while the source of fear is within its sight.
[4395.0s] So whether they're attacking, there's no saving.
[4398.4s] Yes, there is.
[4399.3s] Well, there's a saving thrill against it.
[4400.7s] There's a DC.
[4401.5s] OK. Yeah. All right.
[4402.7s] So the answer is no.
[4403.7s] So I can't be charmed.
[4404.8s] No one is charming to me.
[4407.1s] A trance.
[4408.3s] I could meditate for four hours instead of sleeping.
[4410.9s] Yeah, you've used that yet.
[4413.4s] Researcher, my background.
[4415.5s] I know where to find information.
[4418.6s] I'm immune to poison and disease.
[4421.6s] Oh, I can't be frightened.
[4423.5s] There you go.
[4424.4s] So that is something by elementals or face.
[4427.6s] OK, elementals or face, but dragons.
[4429.2s] Yes. Yeah, I guess so.
[4430.3s] So but poison and disease.
[4433.2s] Yeah, we found that out the hard way.
[4434.6s] You shouldn't have taken any poison damage off of anything
[4438.3s] that happened in that cave.
[4439.4s] I know. Yeah.
[4440.8s] Well, we figured that out after.
[4442.7s] Yeah. And I'm also resistant poison,
[4444.8s] so I should have been having my damage.
[4446.8s] So your Laura, you still died.
[4448.7s] OK. Yeah, sorry.
[4453.7s] I have just a weak little human, but we love you.
[4457.8s] We keep you around like a pet.
[4458.9s] Sure. It's a true story.
[4459.9s] We know you're going to go before us
[4462.2s] and it's going to be sad, but then we'll get a new human
[4464.4s] after a while.
[4465.4s] We'll get a new human.
[4467.4s] After enough time has passed.
[4469.0s] We'll find a new level one.
[4471.4s] Ultimate lesson in sadness.
[4473.2s] OK, I have a ring of spell storing.
[4476.1s] It currently holds third level healing word,
[4479.3s] first level guiding bolt and first level searing smite.
[4483.8s] So you've had those since the first gacha pawn.
[4486.5s] Yeah, I can also put two spells in there.
[4490.6s] No, no.
[4491.8s] So that holds up to five levels of spells.
[4494.6s] Oh, third level, first level, first level, five levels.
[4497.3s] Yeah, if you cast a fifth level spell in there,
[4499.1s] it can only hold that.
[4500.2s] Gotcha. Yeah.
[4501.2s] All right. Also, I'm lucky.
[4503.0s] But you also have to use those before you can put anything in.
[4505.6s] Yar. Yeah.
[4507.1s] OK, so I'm. Yar.
[4508.6s] Yar. Pirating.
[4510.2s] You're lucky. I'm super lucky.
[4511.9s] I have the inexplicable luck
[4513.9s] and I have three luck points that I can use.
[4516.3s] Whenever I make an attack roll, an ability check or a saving throw,
[4520.3s] I can, which I did use this when we were with the dragon,
[4523.8s] I can spend a luck point to roll an additional d20.
[4527.0s] So this is sorry.
[4528.0s] This isn't a druid or race thing.
[4529.7s] This is a feat that you picked up when I said, hey, guys, go
[4532.3s] pick a couple of feats. This is one of those feats.
[4534.3s] Yeah. I can also spend a luck point
[4538.6s] when an attack roll is made against me.
[4541.0s] I can roll a d20 and then choose whether the attack uses my roll
[4545.7s] or their roll.
[4548.1s] If more than one creature spends a luck point to influence an outcome,
[4551.2s] that doesn't really matter.
[4552.8s] I get those back after a long rest.
[4555.1s] And then I also have magic initiate, which is another feat,
[4559.0s] which means I got extra spells to use.
[4562.4s] And you picked warlock spells.
[4563.7s] I did pick warlock spells because they were badass.
[4566.4s] I got two cantrips and one first level spell.
[4571.0s] OK, but I can only ever use them once in that spell slot.
[4576.1s] I can't use them at higher levels and I get it back after.
[4580.8s] A long rest.
[4582.0s] OK, so that's your abilities.
[4584.0s] Magic items. OK.
[4587.4s] Well, I have a potion I have passed without a trace still.
[4594.6s] For three years.
[4595.4s] But we haven't needed it because you can cast that spell, Carla.
[4599.3s] OK, so as we're going through magic items, though,
[4603.0s] look at what you have, look at what you need and look at what you can
[4607.3s] use as like a sell point in a game.
[4609.6s] Like you can go into a store and say, hey, I've got these potions.
[4612.3s] You want to buy them?
[4613.4s] And then you get or I want that on the shelf right there.
[4616.0s] Let's trade these. Yeah.
[4617.6s] OK, so I have a pass without a trace, trace, trace.
[4621.4s] I also have 16 healing kits,
[4625.4s] which we can't ever seem to remember what a healing kit does.
[4629.0s] Yeah, you don't need 16. Stabilizes you if you're dying.
[4631.1s] Cool. You don't need 16.
[4632.8s] But yeah, yeah.
[4634.4s] Well, it was fantasy Costco.
[4636.5s] There's a deal.
[4639.4s] I have zero dragon arrows right now, apparently.
[4642.3s] I have 20 precious stones, which I assume I'm using for my spells.
[4647.0s] Haven't really never really got into that.
[4648.9s] Yeah, you you picked up precious stones in like a hoard somewhere.
[4653.6s] So they can be sold for money.
[4655.5s] Old hoard house. Right.
[4657.4s] They can be traded for gold or used as money.
[4660.4s] I got to update this.
[4662.4s] I no longer have a bag of holding.
[4665.0s] OK, so that said, what was in your bag of holding?
[4669.8s] Oh, fuck.
[4670.9s] My precious stones were in my goddamn bag of holding, motherfucker.
[4677.2s] So you no longer have 20 precious stones.
[4682.0s] Was your hip still enter in your bag of holding?
[4684.4s] Yeah, yeah.
[4689.4s] That was a real word you just said.
[4691.1s] Hibsor, Hitler.
[4694.0s] Yeah, I remember those funny fade.
[4695.5s] I just heard it. Yeah, yeah.
[4696.8s] I just heard it as like one word and I was like, I don't know what that is.
[4699.6s] So, Antler, the old Hibsor, Antler.
[4702.6s] OK, hold on.
[4703.5s] Zetterzi. Because in in in game and in the episode,
[4708.2s] you just handed her the bag.
[4711.0s] So what I'm going to go back now, I can't take that back.
[4715.0s] What I'm going to tell you, though, is just maybe put them
[4718.1s] on a different part of your sheet.
[4719.8s] And if you ever come across that character again,
[4722.6s] if there's anything you want back, then you might have to barter for it.
[4725.7s] Right. Like, OK, remember the bag of holding I gave you?
[4729.3s] And I also had a whole bunch of stuff in it.
[4731.1s] That was really cool.
[4732.1s] But maybe you don't need like that weird antler.
[4734.2s] So where were those 16 healing kits?
[4739.5s] I probably had a lot of them in the bag of holding,
[4742.4s] but I also had some on my I've got like my little utility belt.
[4747.0s] So I'm not I'm not your cargo shorts.
[4749.3s] I'm not trying to dump your character right now, but I'm just trying to care.
[4752.5s] No, it's like, you know, I probably had I probably had five on my person.
[4757.4s] OK. And the rest, I mean, who carries 16 healing kits in their pockets?
[4762.6s] Let's be really honest when you have a bag of holding.
[4764.8s] Exactly. You put every when you have a bag of holding,
[4767.1s] you put everything in the bag of holding.
[4768.8s] Yeah. If you don't.
[4770.2s] Although I'm going to say you left your oath boat on the train.
[4772.8s] Oh, my boat is always slung.
[4775.6s] OK, good cross. Yeah.
[4778.7s] Along with your shield, that was totally just her decoration for the longest time.
[4783.3s] I have three uncommon healing potions.
[4785.4s] Those were with me.
[4788.6s] Shield, hide armor.
[4790.1s] I had my boots of levitation on,
[4792.1s] you know, which are bad ass hover boots.
[4796.2s] They're my hover boots.
[4798.8s] I have a yellow prank potion.
[4801.7s] Oh, yeah.
[4802.9s] Which Addison was very pleased with herself today when I told her, I'm like,
[4807.3s] remember that potion that you helped dad make?
[4809.6s] And she was like, which one?
[4810.7s] And I was like, the one that turns people banana yellow.
[4813.3s] And she's like, yeah, I was like, yeah, you turned me banana yellow.
[4816.1s] She goes, I got you.
[4817.7s] I'm going to make a green one now.
[4824.0s] She came up to me, she's like, Dad, do you need any more potions?
[4826.2s] I was like, not today, kid.
[4827.3s] She also told me she wanted to make a potion that when someone drank it,
[4830.6s] it covered them head to toe in slime for one million years.
[4834.2s] Yeah, she did. Yeah.
[4835.2s] I didn't put that one in there. Wow.
[4837.4s] I was like, you're brutal.
[4838.9s] Yeah, it's funny that she remembered that because she did come up with that one.
[4844.1s] I have. An amulet
[4848.2s] that I just recently got and obviously was wearing,
[4852.0s] and that gives me that's.
[4854.9s] That's the that's the barding for your wild shape.
[4859.2s] And I have my so armor.
[4861.0s] When you turn into the wolf, you now have plus three AC as soon as you change.
[4865.0s] So you're not like a lab in here.
[4867.7s] And I have my garter of holding. Right.
[4872.6s] Right. Yeah, that's your bank.
[4873.7s] My bank account. Yep. Yep.
[4876.3s] OK, so that's that. OK.
[4879.4s] And I did choose my new spells here.
[4882.4s] Did you want to go over your oath bow?
[4883.6s] Because that also is a magic. There it is.
[4885.2s] OK, here we go. Here we go.
[4888.6s] Oh, I also have my Jade serpentine serpentine owl.
[4893.2s] She was on you.
[4894.5s] Yes, she's always on me.
[4897.0s] She's always in a little pocket that I have, like close to my heart.
[4901.0s] She's I wouldn't just throw her in an endless bag of holding.
[4904.6s] What a terrible.
[4905.4s] Be like, I need to get my out.
[4906.6s] Can you go? Hold on a second.
[4908.3s] And I'm like rummaging through like what a room, a room full of stuff.
[4912.6s] You just say you just say what you want.
[4915.2s] You reach in and it's.
[4915.8s] Yeah, but where is she floating when she's in there?
[4919.1s] So I have a bunch of gold, silver and copper, but that got put into the.
[4925.6s] The multiple fanny packs of holding that we have amulets dragon.
[4930.8s] So that you picked up like the first cave you went into,
[4935.3s] you picked up like a cult of the dragon amulet.
[4938.8s] And that's what that is.
[4940.4s] Is like a it has an insignia on it and it is like my pocket.
[4944.8s] I thought I think maybe that's like one of those things
[4947.3s] where that might come in handy later.
[4949.2s] I don't know.
[4949.9s] You've secretly been wearing it the whole time,
[4951.8s] because you're a member of the cult of the dragon.
[4953.9s] I'll never tell.
[4956.3s] I also have a 200 gold to share.
[4958.2s] I think at some point we got we got a bunch of gold
[4962.7s] and instead of divvying it out, I kind of just stopped writing down money.
[4965.7s] Yeah, I stopped writing down money, too.
[4969.3s] Oh, I also have oak bark from my lovely gift from new Laura
[4976.6s] that I have oak bark dash bark skin to 17.
[4982.9s] You cast once a day bark skin and it's on page two seven.
[4985.8s] Oh, it's on page two 17.
[4987.4s] Oh, yeah.
[4988.5s] And you should have three nutshells for me as well.
[4990.7s] Yeah, three acorn shells that that make confusion.
[4995.0s] Yeah, which is on 224.
[4997.0s] Acorns of confusion.
[4999.1s] Yeah. OK.
[5001.0s] Sounds like a good band name.
[5002.7s] And I also have a charm bracelet with a moon charm that means
[5006.8s] I can reroll wisdom saves.
[5009.3s] Where did you get that from?
[5011.3s] Charm bracelet with a moon charm.
[5013.9s] Oh, right, right, right, right.
[5016.8s] The guy with the thumbs up.
[5018.5s] I wasn't looking over there.
[5019.9s] I was looking. I was like, where did that come from?
[5021.5s] He gave me the prettiest thing.
[5023.0s] Yeah. So it's made out of Solarian true steel.
[5026.5s] Solarian, which I don't think I've ever used,
[5031.9s] but I don't think I've had many.
[5033.1s] I don't think we've had a lot of with saves.
[5035.1s] Yeah, you went through a lot of wisdom saves in like in the.
[5037.8s] But I did well.
[5039.0s] But then because I have a wisdom modifier for. Yeah.
[5042.5s] Oh, and no of eight.
[5044.2s] I have a bonus of eight.
[5046.8s] My wisdom's balling already, but that gives me extra
[5049.4s] in case, you know, I'm having a bad day.
[5050.6s] Do you still want your oathbow stuff?
[5052.4s] Yeah. Where is my fucking oathbow stuff?
[5054.6s] I don't know. You have oathbow under your weapons, but.
[5056.6s] Yeah, you should reread it because it is real good, too.
[5060.1s] So here we go.
[5063.8s] Disadvantage if sworn foe is alive.
[5067.4s] Swift defeat to my enemies.
[5068.8s] I have to say that before I use it.
[5070.6s] I wish it was something super awesome like movie
[5072.7s] Caliente or whatever, but that's fine.
[5077.4s] Oh, I wrote swift deaths to you who have.
[5082.2s] And then they're just so broke and depressed.
[5085.2s] But you know why it says that this I went for so quick.
[5088.2s] This was the time when I was
[5091.8s] using the iPad mostly, and we had to voice.
[5096.2s] Oh, yeah, that was a nightmare on Roll20 with the iPad.
[5099.4s] I had to voice everything.
[5101.8s] So I didn't type it.
[5102.6s] I was just doing voice to text recognition and it did its best.
[5106.2s] OK, so so hold on.
[5108.2s] Choose one enemy.
[5109.0s] I get plus two advantage to attack.
[5112.6s] That's all it has in here.
[5113.7s] I know there's a lot more to it.
[5115.4s] So, yeah, OK, I'm going to read it from the top to the bottom
[5118.7s] because that's not even entirely correct.
[5121.0s] So when you knock an arrow on this bow, it whispers in elvish.
[5125.4s] Swift defeat to my enemies.
[5127.0s] Oh, I don't have to say it.
[5128.7s] It speaks to you when you use this weapon to make a ranged attack.
[5132.7s] You can, as a command phrase, say swift death to you who have wronged me.
[5137.8s] The target of your attack becomes your sworn enemy
[5140.6s] until it dies or until dawn seven days later.
[5144.6s] You can have only one such sworn enemy at a time.
[5147.5s] When your sworn enemy dies, you can choose a new one after the next dawn.
[5151.4s] When you make a ranged attack roll with this weapon against your sworn enemy,
[5154.6s] you have advantage on the roll.
[5156.7s] In addition, your target gains no benefit from cover
[5159.8s] other than total cover, and you suffer no disadvantage due to long range.
[5163.5s] So it doesn't matter how far away they are.
[5167.1s] It goes.
[5168.4s] So this thing is run away.
[5170.4s] I can't even see it anymore.
[5172.1s] I can whisper it to this arrow.
[5173.8s] Swift death to as long as there's no way you would have had to whisper it to it
[5177.5s] before. But so if the attack hits, your sworn enemy takes an extra 3D six
[5182.8s] damage. And while your sworn enemy lives, you have a disadvantage
[5186.6s] on attack rolls with all other weapons.
[5188.5s] So as soon as you swear this weapon,
[5191.4s] this is the weapon you have to use until you kill that thing.
[5194.2s] OK. Now, what if do I have disadvantage on all other things
[5198.6s] while fighting this thing or just in my life in general?
[5202.1s] While your sworn enemy lives.
[5204.0s] So until dawn seven days later, if it still lives,
[5207.5s] you have disadvantage on attack rolls with all other weapons.
[5211.5s] OK, so if I'm fighting even something different.
[5213.7s] So if you're using like a quarter staff, meh.
[5217.1s] Yeah. Even if I'm not fighting it.
[5219.1s] Yes. Shit.
[5220.8s] So it doesn't matter if you mostly use.
[5223.4s] Yeah, I was going to say you're mostly using magical attacks.
[5225.8s] Like, oh, it's not such a big deal.
[5227.2s] Doesn't really matter.
[5228.2s] But essentially, RP wise, it's driving you.
[5232.6s] You've now declared this as your enemy.
[5235.2s] That is the be all and end all to kill.
[5237.3s] And the oath bow recognizes that and says, if you don't use me,
[5241.6s] you're going to have a tough time trying to kill anything else
[5244.2s] with any other weapon until we take down that bad guy. Right.
[5248.0s] OK, what's next? Very neat.
[5250.0s] I will use it more. My spells.
[5253.0s] OK, just just go through the ones that you haven't really used.
[5256.0s] Everybody knows that you have blight and that you have
[5260.2s] a cantrip guidance I never use.
[5264.2s] I can touch a willing creature.
[5265.8s] And once before the spell ends, the target can roll a D4
[5268.9s] and add the number roll to the ability check of its choice.
[5272.0s] It can roll the die before or after making the ability check.
[5274.9s] The spell then ends.
[5276.6s] It gives somebody a buff. Yeah. Yeah.
[5279.3s] So if someone was trying to do something very particular,
[5281.9s] you could help them out with that.
[5283.7s] I also have guiding bolt, which I never use, but I should
[5290.0s] because a flash of light streaks towards a creature of your choice within range.
[5294.2s] OK, here's the question.
[5295.6s] When they say when it says make a ranged spell attack,
[5298.9s] I got to roll for that shit, don't I? Yeah.
[5300.6s] OK, that's what I thought.
[5301.6s] There's a reason why I don't use some of these spells,
[5303.5s] ladies and gentlemen, because I can't roll with shit.
[5305.5s] The range spell attack would be like you're making a bow attack.
[5308.2s] Yeah. But on a hit, the target takes four D6 radiant damage.
[5312.1s] This is a cantrip that I can use all the time.
[5316.3s] And the next attack roll made against this target
[5318.5s] before the end of your next turn has advantage.
[5320.8s] So if I go and I hit it with this,
[5324.2s] then Carla goes, she gets advantage and then Tom goes
[5327.7s] and he gets advantage.
[5328.8s] It's just the no on the next turn, just the next one.
[5331.4s] I think on the next attack roll.
[5332.9s] So the very next attack roll.
[5334.5s] So only one person gets to get advantage. Yeah.
[5338.2s] Thanks to the mythical dim light gathered by the target until then.
[5342.4s] So it's just you can see it a lot better.
[5344.2s] So you can hit a lot better.
[5345.8s] I also have a couple of new ones which I haven't used.
[5349.2s] Eldritch Blast, which is the crackly energy
[5352.5s] and the target takes one D10 force damage.
[5356.0s] You use that in the against Kuf and stuff.
[5359.1s] Oh, did I? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
[5360.4s] And Toll the Dead. Yeah. OK.
[5364.4s] Fairy fire. We know.
[5365.2s] And I used it in Carla's bonus episode.
[5368.0s] I know that I've heard that recently.
[5372.8s] I don't think I used.
[5375.2s] This is new, but the arms of Hadar from your wizard stuff.
[5378.8s] Yeah. So warlock warlock.
[5382.8s] Tendrils of dark energy erupt from me
[5385.1s] and batter all creatures within 10 feet of me.
[5388.0s] I imagine that to be kind of like Raven from
[5391.7s] from Teen Titans. Yeah.
[5394.7s] Essentially, yeah.
[5396.1s] Uh, OK, I got to say one thing before we go.
[5400.0s] So I was watching Deadpool two the other day.
[5402.1s] And the first trailer was like super duper grisly,
[5405.6s] like fucking brutal stuff.
[5407.5s] The second trailer was Teen Titans go to the movies.
[5411.2s] And the third trailer was the new Purge movie.
[5413.7s] That's awesome. So I was like, this is a very wide range of.
[5417.1s] They know their demographic right within it.
[5419.8s] Oh, boy. Yep.
[5423.1s] So anyway, my Raven like tendrils make
[5426.3s] 2D6 necrotic damage
[5430.1s] and it can't take any reactions.
[5433.1s] Um, my levitate boots, you know, I can.
[5438.0s] Um, it's only me and I can go up to 20 feet
[5443.6s] and stay suspended for the duration.
[5445.8s] It lasts up to 10 minutes.
[5448.4s] Um, yeah.
[5451.5s] And it can be up to 500 pounds, so I guess I could carry someone.
[5457.6s] I'd probably have to make a strength check that I would probably fail
[5461.0s] miserably.
[5462.0s] You got to be able to carry it.
[5463.9s] Just don't use the rainbow dice.
[5465.3s] You'll be fine.
[5465.8s] God, there's rainbow dice.
[5467.6s] OK, so I added a new one on.
[5469.6s] This is a brand new one.
[5470.5s] I took off something else and added a new one here.
[5473.5s] Flame blade, because obviously I have a Nulara compLex.
[5477.4s] Everybody's got to be just like her because she's so cool.
[5481.4s] The flame blade bandits.
[5483.2s] But mine isn't an actual blade.
[5485.5s] So I evoke a fiery blade in my free hand.
[5488.6s] So it's about the size and shape of a scimitar.
[5491.0s] And if I let go of it, it disappears.
[5494.0s] But I can evoke it again as a bonus action.
[5496.2s] So it never really disappears, I guess.
[5498.2s] And yeah, it's a it's a melee spell attack and they take 3D six fire damage.
[5504.3s] So I have a fiery thing that doesn't deal as much damage,
[5508.0s] but a little probably buffs at higher levels, too, right?
[5512.8s] In 3D six.
[5513.6s] No, it doesn't.
[5514.8s] You cast at higher levels, right?
[5516.0s] Yes.
[5517.0s] Fourth level or higher and increases by one D six
[5520.7s] for every two slots above second level. Right.
[5523.9s] So yeah, 3D six is still pretty good.
[5526.2s] Yeah, it is pretty good for a second level.
[5529.2s] Spell spell. Yeah.
[5531.1s] Um, I decided to remove a third level spell because they're all absolute shit.
[5536.8s] And then they are.
[5539.1s] No, I'm sorry about Wizards of the Coast.
[5540.8s] Yeah, I really did not.
[5542.1s] Just kidding. We love you.
[5543.1s] Don't throw them in town.
[5545.0s] Who are we calling out today?
[5547.1s] Now, I haven't looked in Xanathar's guide because for some reason,
[5550.6s] D20 doesn't feel necessary to update it.
[5553.2s] You have to pay for it.
[5554.7s] Oh, I'm paying for shit.
[5556.8s] Anyway, I will look and if I do find one, I will remove something else
[5561.2s] because I have the right amount of spells.
[5563.0s] I just move them in different areas.
[5564.9s] So I just removed one.
[5565.9s] So now I have an extra spell slot that I can just.
[5570.4s] It's not that you have an extra spell slot.
[5572.0s] I put a different one into a different level.
[5575.2s] So I added stone skin to a level four.
[5579.6s] So it turns a willing creature as hard as stone.
[5585.2s] Interdict joke here until the spell ends.
[5588.7s] The target has really a theme so far as that has resistance
[5591.9s] and non-magical bludgeoning, piercing and slashing.
[5595.6s] So it's kind of like bark skin.
[5598.6s] I guess, but even stronger, because it's stone.
[5602.0s] And then I also added to my fourth level.
[5605.6s] Oh, yeah, because I ice storm, which, you know, in a 20 foot radius,
[5612.4s] 40 foot high cylinder, there's like a rock hard ice pounds to the ground.
[5617.6s] And each creature takes 2D8 bludgeoning damage and 4D6 cold damage.
[5625.0s] On an unsuccessful save, so it's pretty good.
[5628.0s] Um, and then I also took out Geyas, Gesh,
[5633.4s] because everything I wanted to control, I couldn't.
[5637.2s] And that was frustrating me.
[5638.2s] And that meant I had a fifth level spell slot that wasn't doing shit.
[5641.8s] So I took that off.
[5643.8s] I would have kept it because you know, there, you're going to walk
[5646.0s] across somebody who is pissing you off, but they're like a low level
[5649.4s] thing and you can just tell them to go fuck off or just follow them.
[5653.9s] Follow you around and dance for the rest of their life.
[5656.9s] Instead of that, because that'd be super weird.
[5661.9s] I don't think Thea wants anyone around her that much.
[5664.2s] You could cover them in slime for a million years.
[5668.0s] I decided to choose Contagion.
[5670.8s] This is super cool.
[5672.5s] So my touch inflicts disease.
[5675.4s] So I make a melee spell attack against a creature.
[5678.3s] And when I hit them, they get one of these wonderful diseases.
[5683.7s] It could be blinding sickness.
[5686.9s] Pain grips a creature's mind, its eyes turn milky white.
[5689.6s] It has disadvantage on wisdom checks, wisdom saving throw and are blinded.
[5694.3s] A filth fever, which sounds disgusting.
[5697.4s] A raging fever sweeps through the creature's body.
[5699.7s] It has disadvantage on strength
[5701.8s] checks, saving throws and attack rolls that use strength.
[5705.8s] Flesh rot.
[5706.6s] Sounds like something a doctor would have like
[5709.0s] diagnosed in like the 1800s.
[5711.5s] He's got the filth fever.
[5713.6s] The flesh rot, which comes shortly after the filth fever, I'm sure.
[5717.4s] The creature's flesh decays.
[5719.4s] It has disadvantage, disadvantage on charisma checks
[5722.6s] because no one's charming when their skin's falling off.
[5724.9s] It has disadvantage on living and is vulnerable to all damage.
[5731.3s] So it's it just has disadvantage on everything.
[5733.9s] I guess it's vulnerable, which means it takes double.
[5736.1s] It just takes double damage.
[5737.3s] That's fantastic.
[5738.8s] Or mind fire.
[5740.4s] The creature's mind becomes feverish.
[5742.3s] They have disadvantage on intelligence checks, saving throws,
[5745.1s] and the creature behaves as if it's under the effects of confusion spell
[5748.7s] during the combat, or I can make it have a seizure.
[5753.1s] It's overcome with shaking.
[5755.0s] It has disadvantage on dexterity checks and saving throws
[5759.0s] and attacks that use dexterity or slimy doom.
[5763.6s] The creature begins to bleed uncontrollably.
[5766.6s] It has disadvantage on constitution and saving throws.
[5769.8s] And whenever the creature takes damage,
[5771.7s] it is stunned until the end of its next turn.
[5776.2s] It's pretty dark.
[5777.4s] A slimy doom just sounds kind of cool.
[5779.4s] It does. All of those sound good.
[5781.0s] Yeah. But the flesh rot double, double damage.
[5784.0s] That's awesome. So that's that's pretty cool.
[5787.0s] That's pretty cool.
[5787.6s] And then, yeah, you took heal and sunbeam that we discussed.
[5790.9s] So some of these, I have too many in that particular level.
[5794.8s] So like, you know, I have to pick and choose,
[5797.8s] depending on the situation.
[5799.0s] So just so what what you're saying when you say too many
[5803.0s] is that you have more spells and you have spell slots
[5805.6s] and you were treating it as I should have one spell per spell slot,
[5808.4s] which is not the case. You don't need that.
[5810.5s] I got confused.
[5811.2s] You as a druid need to are allowed to know X number of spells,
[5815.4s] which is your druid level plus so many spells.
[5818.9s] But yeah, you have spell slots that scale up as you level up.
[5822.5s] So you can know 12 six level spells at this point,
[5826.5s] but you can only use one. Right.
[5829.0s] So you have to choose where you want to put them
[5831.6s] and where they're most effective.
[5833.2s] Am I allowed to have 12 altogether? Is that my number?
[5835.7s] No, it's it's your druid level plus your wisdom modifier.
[5839.2s] So 12 plus whatever that should be like 16.
[5842.6s] No, that's your attack. Go back to your core.
[5846.4s] Oh, so it should be 16 because 12 plus eight wisdom.
[5850.1s] No, your wisdom modifier is not eight. Oh, four.
[5852.7s] So you're going to have 60 for 16.
[5855.4s] I'm just 20, 32, 97.
[5860.2s] I don't know. I think you'd need like what?
[5862.0s] Like a possible five is the highest you can get a 26 wisdom
[5865.7s] in order to get a plus eight.
[5867.5s] Oh, I'm counting everything, but some of these don't count
[5869.8s] because they're my fucking. Yeah.
[5871.8s] All right. Anyway, that's it for me.
[5874.2s] And it took a long time, Carl.
[5875.6s] I'm sorry. We shouldn't have started.
[5877.4s] That's all right.
[5879.0s] Because it had already had it about my rod for way longer.
[5881.8s] So that was the main thing.
[5888.0s] So me, like my two main magical items
[5892.1s] that like never come up because we've had them since we started.
[5895.2s] Yeah. Are the gauntlets of ogre power, which makes my strength 19.
[5901.3s] And I'm honestly surprised no one has asked why I am so strong
[5904.8s] because I am just a human ranger.
[5906.8s] And maybe we mentioned it in early episodes.
[5908.7s] I honestly can't remember.
[5910.2s] But I had those from when we were still playing at the table.
[5913.2s] Like, so from before we even started.
[5915.0s] So, yeah, I have those gauntlets of ogre power, which give me
[5918.9s] they're just like gauntlets that I wear that give me a strength of 19.
[5923.8s] And flame tongue.
[5926.4s] Which is my main weapon that I always use,
[5928.4s] so I probably don't need to explain that all that much
[5930.7s] because it just has been a part of the thing for the whole thing.
[5936.2s] Other things I have.
[5940.4s] Well, I've just got some like some some dope new shit just recently,
[5945.1s] which would be like that animated shield.
[5948.9s] Sorry, before we move on, do you do you know?
[5952.4s] Say you were to.
[5953.6s] I'm not I'm not saying every time I say something,
[5956.7s] it makes me sound like I'm going to take something away.
[5958.1s] But say the gauntlets of ogre power.
[5961.8s] Do you know what your base strength is?
[5964.8s] If you take them off, how strong are you?
[5967.9s] You know, let me look on my paper sheet.
[5970.2s] I think I probably do, because it's probably still on my old one.
[5973.1s] Like, I wouldn't have transferred it.
[5974.6s] But yeah, I do.
[5977.8s] It was an amazing 12.
[5979.5s] So that's just something to know about it, which is fine.
[5982.5s] It's just of course, I haven't updated it like in years
[5985.2s] because I have those gauntlets, right?
[5987.5s] But yeah, I do have it written down just in case like
[5990.6s] because that fuels into your attack bonuses and that fuels into like everything.
[5994.8s] So if those disappear for whatever reason,
[5997.4s] then we have to know what it goes back to for a lot of things.
[6000.6s] For whatever reason, for example, we're just talking about mechanics
[6005.1s] and what happens, right?
[6006.2s] It's a good question.
[6007.2s] Yeah, yeah, I do have it.
[6008.4s] So it's on my my old actual paper sheet.
[6013.5s] Yeah, I got that shield, which I like just got.
[6019.8s] I have my banana orb.
[6023.9s] Banana yellow.
[6026.3s] I have an alchemist ring,
[6027.7s] which gives me an extra D6 when I have a healing potion.
[6032.4s] I have I have this under.
[6034.9s] Well, it is a spell, but it's kind of not a spell.
[6037.8s] But I have that
[6041.9s] boomerang arrow, which was not one of my like spell slot spells,
[6045.9s] but I can cast it and then my arrows.
[6048.9s] Let me see if it's I think it is all of them.
[6051.1s] Yeah, if they miss, they come back.
[6053.2s] Yeah, yeah, they come they come back to me.
[6057.9s] Spells are all just the ones I've always had,
[6061.6s] except my one new one is actually pretty good.
[6063.6s] It's conjure barrage,
[6067.5s] which is a pretty good one, especially because most of my spells,
[6070.6s] like I'm not particularly magical, so they're not amazing.
[6073.3s] But this one is pretty good.
[6075.2s] If I throw a non magical weapon or fire,
[6080.2s] non magical ammunition, so like an arrow or whatever,
[6083.3s] or even probably a rock with my sleigh, a spear.
[6087.7s] Each creature in a 60 foot cone has to succeed on a deck save,
[6091.6s] and they take three D8 damage on a failed save.
[6097.6s] Nice. Sorry, I am.
[6101.4s] Yeah, so it's it's it's a pretty good one
[6106.2s] when we're in combat, especially because sometimes we do end up
[6109.3s] being in like a ranged fight attack.
[6112.2s] And then it's like, oh, I'm kind of useless.
[6114.4s] So it's good. It's good that I that's why I took that one,
[6118.0s] just because I'm obviously better up close with
[6122.0s] with flametongue.
[6123.3s] I also got Dragon Slayer.
[6124.9s] Again, this was just very recently that that happened.
[6127.6s] But that is my pretty badass sword.
[6132.0s] I mean, I will still mostly use flametongue,
[6133.8s] except against a dragon,
[6136.9s] because it gives me a shitload of extra damage against dragons,
[6140.8s] particularly like three extra D6
[6145.4s] plus the two D10 that it normally gives.
[6149.0s] Is that right?
[6150.3s] Yeah. Oh, two D10 plus.
[6152.2s] That's actually better.
[6153.8s] You might want to use that. I was just going to.
[6155.3s] Well, I don't get as good of an attack bonus on it, though.
[6158.7s] But anyway, but against a dragon,
[6162.7s] that's a fuckload of damage.
[6164.4s] Damn. Against a dragon,
[6167.2s] I'd have two D10 plus two plus three D6 plus four,
[6171.9s] because they're my greater favorite enemy.
[6175.0s] Jesus. Damn, Carla.
[6178.3s] In hindsight, we could have kicked this dragon's ass.
[6181.3s] Well, I didn't have that yet. I just got it.
[6183.5s] I just got it.
[6184.4s] That was like we found that dragon.
[6186.8s] You beat the boss battle and then you find all the cool stuff to beat the boss.
[6189.9s] Yeah. Or you don't beat the boss battle, but somehow.
[6194.7s] So and a bunch of my other stuff I already talked about,
[6196.6s] like my feats I'll touch on just like briefly.
[6200.5s] One of the ones I picked is alert.
[6202.1s] So that was what gave me a plus five to my initiative,
[6204.6s] which is why I have an eight initiative.
[6206.2s] I can't be surprised and enemies can't hide from me.
[6209.6s] And then I also have durable,
[6212.8s] which upped my con by one and gives me
[6217.6s] a minimum hit die increase of four.
[6221.0s] So I can't go lower than that.
[6222.5s] I think a lot of this other stuff I already talked about
[6225.7s] when I was kind of talking about my other stuff.
[6233.9s] Yeah, just. Yeah.
[6235.2s] And uncommon healing kits,
[6238.6s] blah, blah, special healing potion that we got just now.
[6241.8s] Magical. No. Oh, God.
[6244.7s] What? What just happened?
[6246.7s] I I don't know what you said.
[6249.3s] That just made me. Magical healing potion. No.
[6253.1s] Um, OK, you figure that out.
[6254.7s] I got rings from the dragon. Fuck.
[6257.9s] Oh, yeah. From.
[6259.3s] Yeah, don't forget the stuff from the dragon that you got from the Dragon Council.
[6262.5s] Right. Because we played that a while ago.
[6264.0s] I think the only thing I got is throwing an axe.
[6266.5s] Nularaaaa got some armor and Thea got the rings of.
[6272.0s] I have all the details here. I can give them to you.
[6274.3s] Sorry. Just going back, because we didn't touch on the Carla.
[6278.0s] Just didn't touch on the belt.
[6280.6s] Sorry. I'm just trying to get this.
[6282.5s] Dwarven kind, I get you.
[6283.6s] I've Dwarven kind because we didn't touch on that for Flint.
[6287.0s] Oh, yeah. Which you have.
[6289.2s] But I've been wearing nonstop because it gives me plus two to con.
[6293.5s] Yes. So the one thing.
[6301.5s] And if I shave my beard off, it will give me a glorious beard.
[6304.5s] Yeah. Nice. Right.
[6306.5s] The one thing about that,
[6308.9s] because you guys often run into the issue of you're like, well, I can see,
[6312.0s] I can see Nularaaaa can't see the belt of Dwarven kind gives you dark vision.
[6317.3s] Oh, she could wear your belt.
[6319.3s] So if you were to give Nularaaaa,
[6322.8s] I think you would lose all the con bonus.
[6325.2s] You would lose all the bonuses while you're not wearing it, obviously.
[6328.3s] But if it's going into like a like a deep, dark under dark
[6331.8s] cavern or whatever, and you need Nularaaaa to see
[6335.0s] without having flame tongue or a banana orb or something
[6338.2s] to draw attention to you.
[6340.0s] That is an option to just wear the belt.
[6343.3s] And then she has dark vision and then, you know, resistance
[6347.2s] to poison and damage and all that, which you're growing ability. Yeah. Yeah.
[6353.2s] Sorry. Go ahead.
[6354.6s] No, that's good.
[6355.4s] I it's actually I'm glad you remind me of the Dragon Council stuff
[6358.3s] because I had written it down.
[6359.4s] But obviously, I didn't I don't actually have it until now.
[6363.9s] But I didn't have it like, was there a name or anything?
[6366.4s] So what happened was I got a patch that I can.
[6370.0s] So what she that turns into armor.
[6372.7s] So what she did is she she, you know, she RPed it like she does.
[6376.7s] Way to go, Victoria.
[6378.4s] Yeah, she tore off a piece of her clothing or something,
[6382.7s] and it turned into plate armor of lightning resistance.
[6386.2s] And then you dragged it away like clanging and so
[6391.7s] you have resistance to lightning damage while you wear this armor.
[6394.5s] But what we can do is
[6398.4s] because that's not let's let's retcon what that is,
[6403.1s] because that's not as not as big as some of the other things that
[6407.8s] because what I wrote down is that it is to resist chromatic dragons.
[6413.0s] I don't know what that means.
[6414.1s] It was specifically it was specifically lightning damage.
[6418.2s] But we're going to say that it's
[6421.6s] it's armor of invulnerability.
[6424.6s] OK, so you is that can you just send me a pic of that?
[6428.1s] I mean, please explain it now for listeners.
[6430.1s] But yes, I will explain it.
[6432.2s] But yes, I will send it to you.
[6434.3s] So you have resistance to nonmagical damage while you wear this armor.
[6439.2s] So any any nonmagical damage, you have resistance
[6442.7s] and you take half damage if you take any damage.
[6445.8s] Additionally, you can use an action to make yourself immune
[6449.1s] to nonmagical damage for 10 minutes
[6452.0s] or until you no longer wearing the armor.
[6454.5s] Once the special action is used, it can't be used again until next dawn.
[6459.2s] So you have to.
[6460.8s] So while you're wearing it, you have resistance.
[6462.8s] So you take half damage if you get hit.
[6465.8s] And then once once a day,
[6469.7s] you can say, I want to be immune to slashing damage.
[6473.9s] And any time slashing damage hits you, you take zero damage.
[6478.2s] OK, so you just have to pick real good
[6480.6s] what kind of damage you want to do.
[6482.3s] Yeah, you don't pick it right out of the gate.
[6484.2s] Obviously, you wait till you get hit a couple of times.
[6486.0s] See what they're doing.
[6486.7s] First thing when you wake up, you're like, oh, bludgeoning today.
[6490.1s] It's like a bludgeoning kind of day.
[6491.8s] That said, it's only 10 minutes, right?
[6494.4s] So you pick it mid partway through a battle and you're like,
[6497.7s] OK, for the rest of this battle, this guy isn't going to be able to hurt me
[6500.8s] or these couple of people aren't going to be able to hurt me.
[6503.5s] Obviously, if you saw a bunch of reinforcements
[6505.7s] to run in the room with axes, well, yeah, pick slashing damage. Yeah.
[6509.5s] Yeah. Or I want to run at someone and attack them
[6511.9s] and not be. Vulnerable to their
[6515.8s] so we'll say because you already have armor, we'll say that the
[6521.8s] the armor that you have, like your AC is not your AC won't change,
[6526.4s] but you'll have these added bonuses to your ability.
[6530.4s] So you're going to be taking half damage basically to anything nonmagical.
[6534.6s] Unless your AC is AC Slater,
[6536.8s] because you'll become a lot more rounded as the series goes on.
[6542.9s] So we'll retcon that it was supposed to be lightning damage,
[6549.2s] but this is this is much better.
[6551.1s] And the weapons that got doled out, it wasn't actually bAlydinced
[6555.9s] the way that I had set it up.
[6557.2s] So let's do that. Fucking Ranger gets screwed again.
[6560.2s] I'm sorry. Just kidding.
[6562.4s] No, it's fine. It's all it's all coming up Carla now.
[6565.5s] And I think that's it or maybe it's not.
[6568.3s] But that's all I have.
[6570.3s] Let's go.
[6571.1s] Maybe let's go through some of your spells, because like you said,
[6573.6s] you're nonmagical, but you do have a lot of spells that can help you. Right.
[6577.9s] So let's maybe go through some of those.
[6580.8s] Yeah. So I have
[6584.2s] starting at the low end,
[6587.3s] I have hail of thorns, which just throws out some
[6591.8s] some thorns on a thing, gives them an extra D10.
[6595.2s] So it's not bad, but that's on a ranged weapon attack.
[6598.5s] One thing to remember is that's a bonus action, too.
[6601.7s] So that doesn't count as a regular action.
[6604.7s] So you cast that and then you can still do your attack
[6608.0s] or three attacks or whatever you have.
[6613.1s] So if you were using your bow, you could cast that
[6615.7s] and then go through with your attacks like normal. Yep.
[6620.0s] OK, because in in combat, you have your movement,
[6623.8s] you have a bonus action and then you have your regular action.
[6626.3s] And then if you have extra actions, that's what gets added up.
[6629.3s] But right. Yeah.
[6630.6s] So you can you can do you can move,
[6633.2s] cast that and then still fire an arrow and still do. Right.
[6637.0s] Extra damage.
[6638.6s] Yeah, honestly, I think it's just because it's right.
[6640.5s] Like I have maybe used it, but because it's ranged, I don't use it a lot.
[6644.7s] Animal friendship.
[6646.3s] Animals are the best.
[6649.4s] Hunter's Mark, I have used this as well, although not often,
[6652.6s] but I get an extra D6 and then it gives me like
[6656.6s] wisdom bonuses and stuff on it. Yeah.
[6661.0s] That's that's like the real low, low, low, low level version of the oath bow.
[6665.6s] It's just like I say, like, I'm going to get you.
[6668.8s] And then sometimes I do.
[6671.1s] Well, it gives you it gives you advantage and stuff, too, doesn't it?
[6673.4s] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
[6676.0s] In snaring strike, same thing.
[6678.5s] Weapon attack and then like some vines and stuff come out
[6681.1s] and try to restrain them. Mm hmm.
[6683.9s] A pass without trace.
[6687.1s] Come on, we all know what that does.
[6688.4s] Come up, let's talk about that a bit.
[6691.1s] Water walk.
[6692.9s] I can walk on water.
[6694.0s] And so can you guys.
[6696.4s] Which we used one time, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Yeah.
[6700.4s] And then you wrote on your alligators, too.
[6702.6s] So it all it all worked out.
[6704.8s] Wind wall.
[6706.5s] Just like it sounds, a big wall and it will
[6710.6s] it does give a bludgeoning
[6714.8s] bludgeoning bludgeoning damage and can blow away
[6719.6s] like fog and smoke and stuff.
[6721.3s] I mean, honestly, I just need to like use my spells more.
[6725.5s] And then conjure barrage,
[6727.2s] which is my new one that I just got on this most recent level up,
[6730.4s] which is a real fun one.
[6733.6s] It's kind of. Yeah.
[6734.6s] So I guess the biggest thing I'd recommend for your spells
[6738.5s] and stuff is just look at which ones are bonus actions,
[6740.9s] because you can do those no matter what and then still do all your regular
[6743.9s] like a Hunter's Mark.
[6744.7s] You can use that and then still do all your sword attacks, right?
[6748.0s] And do extra damage and have advantage.
[6750.2s] And like it all stacks.
[6752.6s] And then you get bonuses for hitting this one thing
[6756.8s] because, yeah, Hunter's Mark is a bonus.
[6760.2s] The
[6762.2s] hail of thorns is a bonus.
[6764.7s] By the way, that hail of thorns, if you use it at a higher level,
[6767.5s] it goes up like every time.
[6770.1s] So, yeah.
[6771.7s] And I now have like I do have third level spell slots now.
[6775.4s] So, yeah, which is which is good.
[6781.1s] Yeah, so that that gives me a bit more juice on some of those.
[6786.7s] But yeah, I definitely like don't use my spells enough
[6789.7s] and snaring strike is a bonus action as well.
[6792.8s] Like a lot of ranger stuff is bonus action because they they want you
[6796.2s] to be able to use nature and still deal out a shit ton of damage.
[6802.8s] Right. So it's like a defense offense all in one.
[6807.5s] Yeah, I just just need to remember.
[6809.8s] Yeah. That's why we're going.
[6812.4s] It's why I think that's the theme of tonight's why we just need to remember.
[6816.6s] We just need to remember why we're going through now.
[6818.9s] So, yeah, like I said, when we when we hit combat and you start swinging,
[6823.4s] Amy or Tom can be like, hey, what about Hunter's Mark?
[6826.2s] Or hail of thorns, because you're firing an arrow as an option.
[6829.8s] I would like to throw out a preemptive apology to the listeners
[6833.1s] that when we immediately forget about these things in the next episode,
[6836.3s] please don't be mad. Yeah.
[6838.9s] We're doing our best.
[6839.9s] And sometimes that's not very good.
[6841.4s] But we our intentions are so good. So good. Yeah.
[6846.9s] Just a little side note.
[6847.9s] I picked a feat, gave me 24 extra hit points.
[6851.6s] What? Nice. Was it tough?
[6853.6s] Was it tough? Yeah, it was.
[6856.1s] I was like, a lot of these other things are kind of cool,
[6859.2s] but I think mostly I just need to not die.
[6862.3s] And I have very little hit points comparatively to others.
[6866.1s] So, yeah. Yeah.
[6867.2s] Now, you're all pretty well, aside from Flint, you're like
[6869.7s] because you have 114, Nularaaa has 124, Flint has a thousand.
[6873.7s] Gosh, I'm so close.
[6876.0s] Hey, can I figure out these rings?
[6878.5s] Would you mind giving me a little info?
[6880.7s] Only if Carla's done. Sorry.
[6882.7s] Yeah, I think I am.
[6884.5s] Yeah, between the tough feat and Dwarven toughness,
[6887.3s] as a bonus being a Mountain Dwarf, I have just a scads of hit points.
[6892.5s] You're so tough. Just so tough.
[6894.5s] So, yeah. Like double tough, guys.
[6896.1s] So from Namur, you got Ring Gates.
[6899.0s] Ring Gates, knew it.
[6900.5s] So these always come in pairs, two iron rings,
[6903.6s] each about 18 inches in diameter.
[6906.8s] The rings must be on the same plane of existence
[6909.2s] and within 100 miles of each other to function.
[6912.4s] Whatever is put through one ring comes out the other
[6915.9s] and up to 100 pounds of material can be transferred each day.
[6921.2s] Objects only partially pushed through and then retracted do not count.
[6925.5s] So if you reach your arm through, pull something back out
[6928.6s] like your arm doesn't count, but whatever you brought through with it counts.
[6932.4s] Whereas if you send Flamikinskins through it, she counts.
[6936.8s] You know what I'm saying?
[6938.1s] OK, but we went through this.
[6940.9s] Can I punch through it?
[6943.1s] Yeah, I mean, OK.
[6944.8s] Yeah, I mean, my whole fist can go through it.
[6947.8s] Like, yeah. OK, so here, Flint, hold this up to your face.
[6950.8s] Yeah, this. Oh, this.
[6953.7s] So this useful, useful device allows you to instantaneously transport
[6957.8s] the instantaneous transport of items or messages and even attacks.
[6961.9s] A character can reach through and grab things near the other ring
[6965.3s] or even stab a weapon through.
[6967.0s] So if desired, alternatively, shit,
[6969.9s] you could like throw it in front of someone
[6971.6s] while someone shoots an arrow through the other one and like.
[6974.7s] Yeah, that was a crazy coordinated attack.
[6977.6s] Portal shit happening here.
[6979.3s] Yeah.
[6980.2s] Alternatively, a character could stick his head through to look around.
[6983.7s] A spellcaster could even cast a spell through a ring gate.
[6987.4s] Creatures of tiny, diminutive or fine size can pass through easily.
[6991.2s] Each ring has an entry side and an exit side,
[6994.0s] both marked with appropriate symbols.
[6995.7s] Yes, I do remember in the mirror showing me that and being like.
[6999.9s] Look in here in that episode, Thaddeus also picked up a wand of fear
[7005.5s] and Flamikins Kins picked up three arrows of dragon slaying.
[7009.1s] So just to keep in mind who keeps track of those
[7015.3s] as characters come and go and.
[7019.0s] You know what you might want to steal from them.
[7020.8s] Noice. Noice. Noice.
[7025.7s] So 18 inches, these are big rings.
[7029.0s] Well, they're yeah, they're so Flamikins Kins could fit through them.
[7032.6s] Yeah. Yeah, I have them kind of around me as I do my bow, I think.
[7038.1s] So you're going through, but coming through them.
[7041.0s] You can't put yourself through them.
[7043.3s] Thanks. How do I hold them?
[7045.6s] You put them in a bag.
[7047.3s] It's like on your belt.
[7048.8s] So you're just holding them on your belt, probably.
[7050.9s] OK, yeah, until you find some other way to get by.
[7053.7s] If you put your arm through them, it's coming through the other one.
[7057.3s] Or coming out of the other one.
[7059.3s] So like, it's like, how do you even hold on to them?
[7062.5s] That's fucked up.
[7064.3s] Let's not get into that.
[7065.9s] Let's say you can hold on to the fucking ring.
[7067.7s] Well, yeah, they're on your belt, we'll say.
[7070.0s] OK, so yeah, we did all level ups.
[7072.5s] We did items, we did spells.
[7075.6s] The last thing we wanted to touch on was just kind of the goals
[7078.7s] that you've hit to this point and where we should pick up next,
[7082.6s] because we're not going to get to playing tonight.
[7085.7s] Obviously, it is.
[7087.9s] So you guys have
[7090.0s] we can talk about, you know, kind of the goals you've got to since the last
[7093.6s] council session, because you guys are more than likely heading back
[7098.2s] to council, I assume.
[7099.6s] Well, to tell them about how the drag meeting went,
[7101.9s] even though it doesn't turn.
[7103.0s] It turns out they don't fucking care.
[7105.6s] Well, no, they do care.
[7106.8s] And they want you to do.
[7108.1s] I know I just am a little bit.
[7109.8s] They have some demands.
[7111.3s] They want you to do a bunch of shit for them in order to care.
[7114.2s] No, no, not the dragons, the council.
[7116.6s] They've been dicks like you guys fly under the radar, do your own thing.
[7119.8s] We can't support you.
[7120.7s] No, OK, stop.
[7122.5s] That's not the that's not the council.
[7126.3s] OK, stop there, because you've got two separate things you're dealing with.
[7129.4s] Now, you've got the council who are the people in Waterdeep,
[7132.1s] and then you've got the Guild of the Nine Shadows.
[7133.9s] Oh, right. The guild is wanting us to be on the down low.
[7137.2s] They don't want to publicly fund or support anybody there.
[7140.8s] OK, right. OK.
[7141.8s] So you're not going back to the guild.
[7143.0s] You're going back to the council.
[7144.0s] Yes. Right.
[7145.0s] Who sent you to the Misty Forest and to the Dragon Council meeting.
[7149.4s] The guild has no say what's happening.
[7152.3s] And they've let's just pretend they don't even exist.
[7156.4s] Yeah. So we need to return to the council and report on
[7160.6s] on dragon assistance and tell them, hey, because as of right now,
[7165.8s] you is story wise, have no other real leads.
[7170.3s] Well, we we kind of need to go and get this shit done for the.
[7174.4s] Dragons, I need to go up to Silvery Moon to get a formal apology for.
[7178.3s] OK, go back to the council because Lady
[7180.9s] Illustrile is like they might be able to take care of it.
[7183.5s] She's the she's the high queen of silver.
[7185.3s] Oh, OK. Well, yeah.
[7186.8s] Yeah. Yeah.
[7187.6s] In theory, we should be able to go back and say, like, they're going to help,
[7190.7s] but these are their demands.
[7191.8s] Everybody you need to talk to is going to be at the council
[7195.2s] in one way, shape or form. OK, good.
[7197.4s] Or some representative of.
[7200.2s] So I'm looking like back to our notes,
[7202.2s] and this is from holy shit so long ago.
[7205.7s] My December 29th.
[7209.7s] Twenty sixteen. Oh, God.
[7211.7s] OK, twenty sixteen.
[7213.3s] Oh, you're going back to old, old stuff.
[7215.6s] Well, this was my our last.
[7217.4s] Is that right? No, because it's got to be twenty.
[7219.0s] Like this is our last tasks.
[7220.8s] But listen, guys, we did all this stuff.
[7222.7s] Listen to these things that were on our task list.
[7225.2s] Wrap things up with McAuth.
[7226.8s] We did that. Excellent.
[7228.3s] It were speaker of around the white is in the Serpent Hills.
[7231.7s] Caught that bad.
[7232.8s] Made a look at Flint naked.
[7235.0s] Naren Vane is in the Misty Forest.
[7237.0s] Down that son of a bitch.
[7238.4s] We we just did that.
[7241.3s] Free Little Rock. We did that first.
[7242.8s] We did. Yeah.
[7245.5s] That was a scary episode. Yeah.
[7247.9s] Yeah.
[7249.1s] So I just wanted to let you guys know we have accomplished
[7251.4s] a lot of things that we were supposed to.
[7253.4s] That makes me feel a lot better.
[7254.9s] He did it. Yeah.
[7256.0s] Like there was a to do list and we did it.
[7260.8s] We we did it.
[7262.4s] And we did it. Yeah.
[7264.7s] OK. That being said, I will go back to the council.
[7268.2s] Anybody else know anything else we have on our list?
[7271.1s] Because I don't think we do.
[7273.1s] Like I think I think we'll talk to the council.
[7276.0s] Fixing Flint's double situation on the list.
[7280.8s] But yeah, that hasn't.
[7282.6s] Yeah, that hasn't come up between characters yet, though.
[7285.4s] No, you've only told Flannigan's. Yeah.
[7288.4s] I start to unbutton my shirt.
[7290.6s] What the fuck is going on here?
[7293.6s] Thea has a doppelganger because of.
[7296.0s] Yes. Crazy worlds and because of Ty.
[7299.2s] Yeah, I mean, it wasn't because of Ty,
[7301.5s] but it was a good tie in to actually introduce it.
[7305.0s] Ty in.
[7306.7s] Ha.
[7309.4s] Yeah, I like this, like, PS, there are parallel worlds
[7311.9s] and there's a version of each of us in each world.
[7314.2s] No big deal. But we can't talk about this now.
[7317.0s] Yeah, we can't. We'll grab a bean bag later and hash this out.
[7320.9s] Totally. Thank you, everybody, for listening to this.
[7323.4s] Whatever this was. Right.
[7326.0s] Please send your tips and information for us.
[7329.2s] We wanted really we wanted to just kind of remember for ourselves,
[7332.9s] but also know that we we do care about mechanics and stuff.
[7336.4s] So we try to care about.
[7337.9s] We try. We do try our best.
[7339.8s] We legitimately do.
[7341.3s] And there's things we've never explained that we've just had
[7344.0s] before we started playing.
[7345.0s] So it's probably helpful to actually say like, oh,
[7347.4s] I've had this thing the whole time.
[7348.5s] That's why this happens.
[7351.2s] Yeah. So thank you for listening.
[7353.4s] Next week will be or next next week will be Carla's episode
[7357.0s] for Women in Tabletop Gaming Month.
[7358.7s] And then the week after that will be a regular episode
[7361.5s] where we'll have a guest star on as well.
[7365.7s] And we'll actually like roll dice and stuff.
[7368.0s] Maybe. Yeah, we better.
[7370.6s] There'll be some dice rolling.
[7371.6s] There'll be some dice rolling.
[7372.4s] I feel like I haven't rolled dice in forever, which I mean,
[7374.6s] it's really a bad thing for me.
[7376.7s] So thank you, everybody. Bye.
[7378.8s] Yes, thank you. Bye.
[7380.0s] Ending things. Bye. Bye.
[7405.4s] Lululeven. Lulululeven. Lululeven.
[7410.1s] How'd this turkey get in here?
[7416.0s] Cereal week.
[7417.5s] Oh, shit. How do I? What the fuck?
[7421.5s] What are you trying to do?
[7424.4s] That's pretty much our podcast in one line.
[7427.4s] Oh, shit, what the fuck? How do I?
[7429.8s] Yeah, that should be our tagline.
[7431.6s] There we go. OK.
[7432.8s] Did you want to go get a beer?
[7434.8s] Did you want to go get me?
[7436.8s] I will go get you a beer.
[7438.8s] Your beer tastes yucky.
[7440.8s] Your beer tastes yucky.
[7442.8s] Did you drink my beer?
[7444.8s] Is that why my beer is empty?
[7446.8s] No, I had a sip and I don't know if someone was looking at me.
[7450.8s] Russ, you're the reason your beer is empty.
[7452.8s] It's pretty standard pale ale.
[7454.8s] Yours is a steam brewed YVR session IPA though, so it's much better.
[7462.8s] Oh, fancy girl.
[7464.8s] I'm a fancy girl.
[7466.8s] You don't want one of these then?
[7468.8s] No.
[7470.8s] Says the guy who was drinking a Pamplemousse Perrier.
[7472.8s] And I'm the fancy girl, Tom?
[7474.8s] Okay.
[7476.8s] Tom's pretty fancy.
[7478.8s] Hashtag fancy boy.
[7480.8s] This is going to be hilarious when you pick the same spell to put back in there that you got rid of.
[7484.8s] Is it Ice Storm? Wall of Fire? No. Dominate Bees? No.
[7490.8s] Dominate Bees?
[7492.8s] Bees, just Bees specifically.
[7494.8s] Bees, you are mine!
[7496.8s] Bees do as I say.
[7498.8s] Be kind of incredible.
[7500.8s] Right?
[7502.8s] Who's your queen now, Bees?
[7504.8s] I want to fucking use that on myself.
[7506.8s] I don't know.
[7508.8s] Doesn't matter anymore, you don't have it.
[7510.8s] It's gone.
[7512.8s] It's going to bug me.
[7514.8s] Clean slate! All new spells!
[7516.8s] Yay!
[7520.8s] Why are you trying to hurt me?
[7522.8s] Slowly her spells disappear as she forgets everything druid.
[7526.8s] Oh, that's a good...
[7528.8s] No, it's not.
[7530.8s] Oh, here we go.
[7532.8s] I like it.
[7534.8s] Yeah, the Rod of Lordly Might information only has buttons 1, 2, 4 on it as far as the piece of paper that I have.
[7542.8s] So I don't know if there was more pieces that I didn't attach to the book, but I don't know why I just would have only stuck the one on it.
[7548.8s] I apologize if I did not give you all of them.
[7552.8s] It is split over two pages, so there should have been another page, but I don't know.
[7558.8s] Yeah, that's all I have.
[7560.8s] In fact, three years, the dastardly things I would have given you, this magic item that wouldn't have told you what the whole thing did.
[7566.8s] Well, you probably did, and they probably fell out in my car, and then I was like, what's this hunk of junk?
[7572.8s] Drain life? Who needs that?
[7574.8s] May I continue?
[7576.8s] Yeah, of course.
[7578.8s] We already spent enough time talking about Thomstead.
[7580.8s] Let's just continue.
[7582.8s] Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.